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Mia-Rosie's Blog / Twilight Lover
Welcome to My Blog! This is where I upload some of my favourite things and pictures. I also upload my stories, so keep posted!
Thursday 14 June 2012
Thursday 3 May 2012
Harry Potter VS Twilight: Funny pictures!
Hahahahahaahah!
DOBBY DOG:
OH MY GOSH - I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!
I THINK MY FRIEND, LIBBY, WOULD LOVE THESE!!!!! ABOVE AND BELOW!
This one below has a rude word in.... So if you are not allowed to view it.... DON'T FOR MY SAKE!
ON FACEBOOK, THERE IS A GAME CALLED FARMVILLE:
hahahahahahaha!
That 1 made me lol
Tuesday 10 April 2012
Super-cat videos! WATCH NOW OR NEVER LAUGH AGAIN!
This video is halarios!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf_IIbT8HGk&feature=player_detailpage
This is about a programe on TV that plays scary music and the cat goes all dramatic!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=plWnm7UpsXk Dramatic cat
And this next one is about a weird cat. lol. it's not in a mean way thou:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=mz3yEr53nCk
This next one is called 'Cat massage therapy' It's really cool:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=598IdFlOXcQ
Hee hee! Some of them r funnier than others. These teach you how to laugh properly!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf_IIbT8HGk&feature=player_detailpage
This is about a programe on TV that plays scary music and the cat goes all dramatic!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=plWnm7UpsXk Dramatic cat
And this next one is about a weird cat. lol. it's not in a mean way thou:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=mz3yEr53nCk
This next one is called 'Cat massage therapy' It's really cool:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=598IdFlOXcQ
Hee hee! Some of them r funnier than others. These teach you how to laugh properly!
Monday 9 April 2012
Do Vampires excist? Here is the answer!
Lots of people ask if Vampires exist, well I say they do. But it doesn't matter what I say, it matters what the real answer is. Well, anything is possible!
Scientists say that Vampires (A.K.A The cold ones) Do exist. But not in the way that you see them in movies. Ordinary people are classed as vampires if they have:
Scientists say that Vampires (A.K.A The cold ones) Do exist. But not in the way that you see them in movies. Ordinary people are classed as vampires if they have:
- Cold and (at least a bit) pale skin
- Red, goldish-brown or just colour-changing eyes in whatever colour anyway
- People who hardly ever blink
- People who have a fear of blood
- People who (Not so much a fear) but don't paticularly like the light/sun
- People who have an obessive addiction to counting things
- People who remember the slightest of details (If you mention something in a conversation that doesn't matter, then they bring it up even when it is nothing that is important)
- And people who think that some things (appart from meat) have no taste what-so-ever!
Monday 2 April 2012
BBC Activity! From me it's a 5* Rating if it counts!
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Ok Click on the link above and okay your Big Babys game! It's educational, and it's fun!!! Try it out....
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Ok Click on the link above and okay your Big Babys game! It's educational, and it's fun!!! Try it out....
Friday 30 March 2012
My Story, The fairies and their adventures.
Hello every1! My Story is below, but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE click 'Older posts' To view my others. THX SO MUCH xxx
The Fairie's Adventures
Once upon a time, at the bottom of the garden, lived many tiny creatures in their own world. They have to hide when humans come to the bottom of the garden. There is a hole in the fence, that is where the little town is.
There are many fairies, pixies, elves, sprites, dryads, goblins, and leprechauns, but the main characters are Pine the Pixie, Ellie the Elf, Sally the Sprite, Dandelion the Dryad, Gary the Goblin, Larry the Leprechaun, Norman the Gnome, Ben the Elf, Paul the Pixie, Susan the sprite, Dom the Dryad, Goody the Goblin, Lucy the Leprechaun and last of all Evie the Elf.
Pine the Pixie is a grumpy pixie. His house is in a pine bush. He lives alone but he likes it like that, he loves to paint.
Ellie the Elf is cheerful but shy. She loves nature and animals. She has a sister called Evie, they are very different.
Sally the Sprite is a messy sprite. She doesn’t mean to be messy, but when she flys she leaves LOADS of sprite dust, more than the fairies.
Dandelion the Dryad loves flowers; she is best friends with sally the sprite.
She has a twin brother, Dom; they say the same things at the same time sometimes.
Gary the Goblin is very naughty. He steals loads of stuff. His best buddy is Goody Goblin, although he is called goody, he is not so goody at all.
Larry the Leprechaun is the detective of the town. He solves mysteries that the goblins have usually have caused.
Norman the Gnome is the doorman of the flats (known as Norman the doorman). He is a bit dumb.
Ben the Elf is your average everyday elf.
Paul the Pixie is like a police officer, if anyone needs help that’s who they will go to.
Susan the sprite is a scaredy cat. She is afraid of heights, all animals, bugs, balls, mirrors (because she scares her self) and even pancakes. Susan is one of the youngest of all the creatures, she is 10 years old.
Dom the Dryad is... well.... ordinary. His twin sister is Dandelion. They live in the flats.
Lucy the Leprechaun is shy, and not very confident. She is a vegetarian.
The human
“WAKE UP!” screamed Dandelion
“Ok ok, no need to scream down my ear” said Dom “why are you so excited anyway?”
“BECAUSE, you promised to take me flower picking” said Dandelion putting her shoes on.
“Hold on, I need to get dressed first” said Dom walking to his wardrobe.
Meanwhile Pine the Pixie was painting a picture of Sally the Sprite.
“Hold still” demanded Pine
“I’m trying!” said Sally on one leg. Sally fell over onto the paper and then landed on the paint pad.
Pine's face went red and he stormed off. Sally sat there with red paint on her head.
Dom and Dandelion were at the flower picking place. Suddenly the ground started to shake, a passing elf screamed “HUMANS!” every fairy and pixie flew away.
Sally (with red hair) flew away leaving pixie dust behind her.
The humans were talking about the mini tree that sally was behind.
Then, the humans found a little pouch filled with dust, it was sally's magic, without it she can't fly! Sally gasped in horror, already her wings started to disappear. As the human walked into the house, Sally tried to fly “ARRRGG” she growled.
“Not to worry, I'm a detective!” said Larry the Leprechaun from a distance. He walked over, “to start..... Who took the pouch?” he asked
“The human” Sally replied
“Right, where did the human go?” asked Larry writing this all down on a note pad.
Sally pointed to the house
“Right” he said. Larry carried on.
Meanwhile Dandelion was busy picking flowers and Dom was...... well paying for them.
“Finished!” shouted Dandelion
“Great!” Dom replied
They walked to the checkout, "that will be £250 please”.
Dom was angry, but he still paid.
“GET ON WITH IT!” screamed Sally who was desperately missing her magic dust..
“Now, I think the pouch is in the big house” said Larry
Sally was very angry. “Ok, I'm going in” she said cleaning the red paint off her head.
“NO!” screamed a fairy in the background
"Someone will have to go with you" said Larry "right?" he said looking at her.
"Yup!" she replied
"Not me, I'm afraid of the big house" said Susan
"We will!!" said Dandelion and Dom at the same time
"Two twins! just what I need" said Sally sarcasticly
"Here" Larry handed her a pouch of dust "It will make you fly, it won't last forever remember"
"ok" Sally promised
Sally, Dom and Dandelion all headed to the house.
The Big House!!!
Dom, Sally and Dandelion went through the cat flap.
"Let's hope Mr Fluff ball (the cat) is out" whispered Dom
"Don't bring it up" whispered Sally
"MEOWW!!” "Too late" said Dom suddenly stopping. THUMP ! "Hide!" said Dom rushing.
The three of them hid in the fridge "not the best place to hide, I'll admit" said Dom.
"Ya think?" said Dandelion as Sally knocked over a cup of cream
"And I'll admit I'm messy" said Sally truthfully
"Ya think?" said Dom and Dandelion at the same time.
"Brrrr" shivered Dom "Fluffy is gone!"
They all climbed out the fridge "phew, I thought I'd freeze" muttered Dom
"Eeeeeep! Don't move!" whispered Sally
"Why?" asked Dandelion
"Mr Fluff ball is right there" replied sally. Sally reached into her pocket and pulled out the pouch from Larry, she sprinkled it over her self.
Because dryads can't fly she grabbed both their hands and shot up into the air. She flew over Mr Fluff ball, out of the kitchen and down to the ground.
"Thank you Sally" said Dom and Dandelion at the same time, as Sally opened her mouth to speak THUMP! "Hide!!!!!!!" whispered Dandelion. Dandelion and Dom hid in the hall but Sally had no time so she jumped into the bedroom on the right THUMP! The child went into the room and shut the door, Sally was now trapped "can u hear me?" came a voice from the other side of the door
"I'm here" replied Sally "I'm trapped" she added.
"We know" said Dandelion
"How am i going to get out?" said Sally THUMP! "Gotta hide!" said Sally getting in a draw, the child human went out the room and shut the door behind her, Sally came out the draw holding her pouch "I found my pouch!" she said excitedly.
"Now you just need to get out" said Dom against the door
"But how do I?" asked Sally,
"We don't know!!" said Dom and Dandelion walking away
"Where are you going?” asked Sally.
"To the kitchen, we're hungry, we'll be back in about half an hour!" said Dom.
Half an hour later a string came under the . "Grab on!" screamed Dandelion, "and we will pull you out".
" YAY" said Sally holding the pouch in the air "now lets get out of here" she added. They all got home and sally had her pouch again.
Norman the gnome
Unfortunately Norman the Gnome is not a very good doorman. For example, once Norman was on duty and fell asleep, while he was snoozing Gary the Goblin stole a cup of special hot chocolate and Sally the Sprite had to stop him.
“ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ” snored Norman,
“Wake up!” screamed Ben the Elf
“Huh? What did I miss?” said Norman waking up
“You WILL miss gnome class” replied Ben
“Right! Thanks Ben!” said Norman running off.
While unfit Norman was running to school, Ellie and Evie Elf were trying to stand still while Pine the Pixie was painting them.
“How much longer do we have to stay like this Pine?” said Ellie moaning
“Shouldn’t be long” replied Pine,
“How much longer do we need to stay Pine?” asked Evie
“AS I SAID shouldn’t be long” said Pine painting.
“Done!” shouted Pine
“Finally” said Evie, Pine turned round the paper so the girls could see...
“An APPLE?” screamed Ellie and Evie
“What were we here for then” Evie asked
“Well, I needed someone to talk to!” said Pine honestly. Ellie and Evie stormed off.
“Long division today class” said Normans teacher, she carried on “3 divided by 3 = 1, 10 divided by 7 is 1 with 3 remaining” said the teacher writing it down on a white board, “oww man” thought Norman “I can’t do it, I can’t do it” thought Norman some more “I JUST CAN’T!” screamed Norman out loud ”oops” he whispered. Next thing you know Norman is getting sent to the head teacher’s office.
“I don’t do detention” thought Norman “Stupid head teachers!” he thought “STUPID TEACHERS!” he shouted out loud
“Come with me Norman”!!! Said the head teacher coming out the office.
Norman had to stay after class and wash the dirty dinner plates” well look at the bright side Norman” he said to himself “at least no detention”
The strange creatures
Today was the day when something was suppose to happen In fairy land (It‘s a type of holiday). All the fairies and pixies thought it would happen to them.
“Arhhh!” yawned Dom, something had woken him up, and he went out to see.
There, in the sky, were many bees and something was on them, they were pillywiggins. Pillywiggins come from Ireland and Britain. They eat pollen, to get the best pollen they ride on bees. Pillywiggins are nice and they have wings.
“What are you?” asked Dom
“We are pillywiggins we come in peace, we came to live here!!” replied Poppy Pillywiggin. “Ok, I’m Dom and this is Evie and Ellie Elf and my twin sister Dandelion”.
“ Cool, I’m Poppy Pillywiggin and this is my cousin Paddy, that is Sandy Pilly Wiggin and over there is Filly the Fairy, Tom pillywiggin and last but not least Daphne the Dryad” said Poppy Pillywiggin.
“We accept your arrival” said Ellie Elf
“You must be the special thing that happens today then” said Dom proudly.
An hour later Poppy and Paddy pillywiggin were buying a flat that was for sale. “Ok Poppy, we need to find our flat now, what is the number?” said Paddy.
“Number 39” replied Poppy “let’s go find it!”
They went up a lift, across a hall and to their left, up some stairs, and............. “Number 39!” said paddy. They started to look around; it was quite big for a flat.
It had One Huge Bedroom with two beds and a mini bathroom, a main bathroom, a kitchenette, and the couch and TV at the other side of the room.
“Wow! lets start to unpack then” said Paddy, just as they opened their bags the doorbell rang “Hi” said Poppy answering the door “what can I do for you today?” she added.
Larry was whispering something into her ear.
“I don’t get it, who is Banree” said poppy
“Nooo Banshee” said Larry.
“Oh ok..............Who is she and what about her?” said Poppy
Larry whispered some more.
Banshee’s Curse
"Spread the word!!" said Larry PillyWiggin to Poppy pillywiggin
"Larry, Banshee dont exist" said Paul the pixie,
"Does! I saw her last night, Banshee carries a comb, you will be cursed if u pick it up and the only way to get rid of the curse is to get rid of the comb but it's impossible to get rid of it, if you leave it behind it will follow you everywhere you go." said Larry truthfully.
"So if she DOSE but I'm not saying that she dose, how would you get rid of the curse?" asked Paul
"Easy! All you have to do is give back the comb to Banshee her self"
"Do I have to spell it out for you? B, A, N, S, H, E, D, O, N, T, EXIST!!" said Paul screaming in his ear.
"Um humm, you won't be spelling when you find a comb and get the curse" said Larry crossing his arms.
While they were arguing Poppy and Paddy pillywiggin were unpacking in their new flat. They had been packing for quite a while but it took longer when Poppy needed to answer the door. It was now night time and Paddy and Poppy were still packing, "look Poppy, there is a old lady sitting in a tree!" said Paddy,
"That's no old lady! That's Banshee. What ever you do don't pick up a comb tomorrow" said Poppy. Paddy nodded.
It was morning; Paul the pixie finished his honey and flew out his window.
He flew past the tree that Banshee was sitting in last night; Paul saw a comb and said "Pfff" he picked the comb up!!!!
Then he heard a voice in his head saying "that's what you get for not believing in me" Paul shook his head and put the comb back on the floor and went to his flat.
When he got back he opened his draw to put his hat in there and sat in the draw was................... the comb with a note attached to it, it read......
I will be out every night to curse you.
Banshee.
p.s I'm watching you.
Paul was secretly scared. He stormed off to find Larry.
"LARRY!" screamed Paul banging on his door
"What now?" asked Larry answering the door.
"Did you write this!!??" said Larry holding up the letter
"Pfff. NO! WOAH! WAIT! That's Banshee's comb behind you!!" said Larry
"You picked it up didn't you?" said Larry happily.
"N-n-n no" lied Paul
"You're cursed!!" said Larry dancing. What has happened so far?" He added. Paul was about to open his mouth a fly went in it "COUGH COUGH" coughed Paul.
"BAD LUCK! Banshee must be around!" Chuckled Larry "in fact, she is right behind you!" Larry chuckled some more.
"Ouch!" screamed Paul as Banshee combed his knotted hair, Banshee vanished. "Oh, I forgot to tell you that she dose that......But only after your dead" said Larry truthfully.
"DEAD!!!!!!!" Shouted Paul.
The lift of Banshee's Curse
"HA HA! We will have to find her, but how? Hmmmm" Larry wondered “I’ve got it, we ask filly the fairy is she can turn us into birds and then we go wait in the tree for Banshee” he added.
“Hi filly!” said Paul waving at her
“Hold on a sec, I’m doing a spell to make these flowers come to life again......”said Filly doing a spell. While Paul and Larry were waiting they were looking in Filly’s spell book. “So boys what do you want?” said Filly taking the spell book back.
“Could you make us into birds?” wondered Paul
“Sure! Just stand there” she said pointing to the ground. “Ibbidy dibbidy dibble make them invisible” said Filly waving her wand “there you go boys” she added, “we wanted to be birds not invisible” said Paul "how can you miss that?"
“Ok ok sorry, these dumbos want to be birds not invisable, BIRDS!” she said waving her wand “But you will turn back into your self at midnight” Filly said
“Yeah yeah, we get it its Cinderella all over again” said Paul flying away.
"TWEET" Larry tweeted. "... how come you get to be the robbin...?" Filly heard Larry say.
Paul and Larry sat in the tree next to banshee, they were waiting until midnight, "TWEET, I'm scared of her" whispered Paul TICK TICK went the clock. Soon enough Larry was back to Larry and Paul was back to Paul
"Hhhhh hi banshee sorry I picked up your comb"Paul handed her the comb
Banshee went and took the comb with her. Tweet a wooo went the owl Paul flew away sacredly and Larry ran home.
Tom gets lost!
Knock knock went Poppy pillywiggins door, it was Tom pillywiggin. "Hi Tom" said poppy, "hi poppy hi paddy, I'm going on an adventure" said Tom putting his heavy bag on the floor "where too?" asked Paddy.
"Oh just in the garden" Tom replied
"Sorry Tom, we are going to the fair!" shouted Paddy,
"That's ok, see you!" said Tom.
"Whoa! Big garden" said Tom walking to the front of the back garden.
Tom saw the cat flap but he didn't know it led to the house "I think I'll go that way" said Tom pointing to the flap. Tom pushed through the big grass, he went through the flap "oh dear I'm in the house! I'd better get out" he said worried, THUMP! Tom hid; the human came in and locked the cat flap.
Tom went up to the cat flap and pushed on it, he thought it was open THUMP Tom had hit his nose against the flap "OUCH!" he screamed, he was trapped, he was tired, he was........ "Oooooh" Tom saw a bowl of honey. He was hungry; he climbed in the bowl and ate some "Sticky!" said Tom licking his lips THUMP! A human came and poured flour into the honey "White! White?" said tom confused "hot" said Tom "hot? HOT?? HOT!!!" he screamed, he was in a microwave and lucky for him a microwave wouldn't burn or kill him. DING! Went the microwave THUMP! Went the human as she put the bowl in the fridge. Tom snuck out the fridge and tried the flap again "Locked!" he whispered, he looked around for the switch and then he saw a key whole "aww man!" he said "I'll go to the front door. Sneak sneak went Tom creak creak went the floor boards "the door!" Tom said getting on the shelf "LOCKED TOO!" Tom thought "a letterbox!" he looked for a letterbox"NO LETTER BOX?!" Tom gasped THUMP! The shelf shook. Tom hid behind the candle and the candle was lit! The human went away sniff sniff went Tom "MY HAT!" he gasped, it was on fire stomp stomp! Went Toms foot on his hat "the fire is out!" he said relived, but he still needed to get OUT!
Toms rescue!
Three days later................... "Pssst" whispered Poppy pillywiggIn
"Huh?" Tom sat up,
"TOM!" shouted Paddy
"Paddy Poppy!" said Tom happily "how did you get in?" he asked.
"The cat flap!" Replied Poppy,
"It was open? I could have got out?" said Tom confused
"Yes!" said Paddy,
"Sorry you had to rescue me I really should be more careful" Tom sighed
"It was fine, now come on!" said Poppy pulling him. They went into the kitchen, MEOW! "Oh great just what we need" said Tom "and at this muinuit he added, "QUICK! Into the basket" demanded Poppy. They all climbed into the basket that had a quilt in it "oooooh soft" whispered Paddy, MEOW! The cat climbed in the basket and went to sleep "oh great" coughed Tom,
"Why are you coughing?" Poppy asked.
"Fur ball" Tom replied coughing up fluff
"Ewww" said Paddy,
"Sh!" Poppy interrupted. Mr Fluff ball went to eat her food, "on three we run, 1, 2, and 3!" Said Poppy, they all ran for the cat flap, a few more seconds and "VICTORY!" Shouted Tom, Poppy put her hand over his mouth and stared at the garden. The humans were playing football at the other end of the garden "DUCK!" shouted Poppy
"Duck? I see no duck OH!" said Tom ducking, the ball bounced off the wall and hit Tom "aww that's gotta hurt" said Paddy covering her eyes. They both hid in the bush because.................. THUMP! "Beach time kids!" screamed the human Mum as the kids picked up the ball, put it in the bag, and went. "Poppy where is Tom?" said Paddy running towards her
"Tom is on the ball" replied Paddy
"And where is the ball?" said Paddy looking around
"Going to the beach!" said Poppy worried
"OH! How many more days before we need to go buy more dust so we can fly?" said Paddy not as worried.
"It's not just that, pillywiggins can't fly in HOT or cold and the beach is hot" said Poppy
"Hmm yeah" said Paddy thinking. They both thought then looked at the bee hive then back to the floor "BEES, I THOUGHT OF IT FIRST" said Poppy and Paddy at the same time.
In the click of a finger Poppy and Paddy were going to the beach on riding on bees until BUMP! They bumped into Filly the fairy "hi filly" Paddy waved
"Where are you two of too?" said Filly
"Going to save Tom!" replied Paddy.
"Cool, can I come?" Filly hoped
"Sure you can!!!" said Poppy.
Half an hour later Poppy, Paddy and Filly were at the beach. "Where are they?" Filly wondered "they should be here by now" she added
"Oh look that's their car!" Said Poppy. They all hid behind the rocks as the humans car parked, “ok, we need a plan” said Poppy turning to the girls
“Ooh ooh!!” said Filly with her hand in the air “how about we get the bees to distract the humans and then I’ll go run for Tom?” shouted Filly, Paddy
Nodded “it’s settled then!” Filly flew away. “BUZZZZZZZ” buzzed the bees going to the humans “BUZZZ BUZZ” they sat on the giant sandwiches as Filly flew off “what a waste of perfectly good sandwiches, the sandwiches have sand on now................like SANDwiches, get it? SAND-wiches?” said paddy.
While Paddy was clowning around Filly was at work. “Psst Tom!” whispered Filly “HI!” said Tom looking around “where are you?”
Filly flew over “get on my back!” said Filly, Tom got on her back and went over to the rocks next to Poppy and Filly. “TOM!” Paddy hugged Tom “We can say our hello’s at home, right now I’m starting to get hot!” said Poppy getting on the bees. Tom promised to never go on an adventure by him self ever again!
Elf school
Today was the day when Ellie and Evie elf moved up to the next year in elf school. Ben elf too because he is in the same school and year as Evie but an older 14. Ben and Evie were in year 8 before and are now moving to year 9, Ben turned 14 two and a half months ago and Evie turned 14 one and a half month ago.
Ellie turned 11 three weeks ago. Before she was in year 6, but Ellie is moving up a year too. She will now be in the same school as her older sister.
“Come on Ben!” Evie and Ben were going to see Ellie, Evies sister at the head office. “Welcome to your new school” said the head teacher “Evie elf will be here to show you to your class” he added “Hey!” came a voice from behind, it was Evie “After math class it’s lunch!” said Ben,
“Lunch! I‘m hungry thinking about it" said Evie
"We will show you to your class" said Ben walking away. Evie grabbed Ellie's hand and pulled her. They went down a corridor, up some stairs, past the Art room, past the supply closet and into a class room, "here!" Said Evie pointing to a desk, Ellie sat down "today class" the Teacher carried on
"See you at lunch" whispered Ben,
"Welcome to elf school, it's very different from junior elf school" said the Teacher. "What is he talking about?" said an Elf next to Ellie
"Something about welcoming us and times tables" Ellie replied.
After class Ellie was board stiff, and heading to lunch. "How was class?" Ben asked walking next to her "fine, where is Evie?" She asked
"Oh, detention again" replied Ben,
"Ok" said Ellie not sounding surprised "how long this time?"
"Fifteen minutes" said Ben "she flicked a pencil at Wimpy William the elf and how did you know she always gets detention?" Ben wondered
"Easy, the teacher tells me and says DON'T BE WORSE THAN YOUR SISTER WILL YOU?" she said sitting down at the table.
Meanwhile Evie was sitting at her desk starving, she was watching the teacher tidy up the tables "Mr, can I go now? Said Evie hoping and crossing her fingers "yes, but no fooling around in art" said the Teacher
"I wont because I love painting, well I don't but its better that work" said Evie walking out the class room to lunch.
"I'm finished, I'm going to put my lunch bag in my locker" said Ellie. Ellie and Evie bumped into each other, "hi, where is drama class?" asked Ellie
"Down the corridor past math, to your left and then right until you see a class room with a big stage" replied Evie as she sat down next to Wimpy William the elf, William the elf went to sit somewhere else covering his eye.
Drama class
Ellie elf was sitting on the floor next to Ben elf in Drama class. They were going to do a play Jack and the bean stalk.
"I hope I get the part of Jack" whispered Ben to Ellie
"I hope I get the part of the giant's wife or the mother of Jack!" said Ellie.
While Ben and Ellie were watching an elf trying out for the part of the music, Evie was painting a picture of her throwing the teacher into a shark infested pond. "Good work Billy!" said the Teacher.
"Ha ha, next I draw the sharks!" said Evie putting her paint brush into the grey paint. "Class I'm coming round now to see all your pictures" said the Teacher "oh no, if the teacher see's this painting he will tell my math teacher, and then detention for LIFE!" thought Evie. Evie quickly got a plain sheet and put it over the top of her old one, she quickly painted a pink flower and a bumble bee in it "good work" said the Teacher
"Phew!" said Evie wiping her forehead.
"Your up next" said the Drama Teacher pointing to Ben. As Ben walked up to the front everyone started saying "Good luck!"
"Now Ben, let's start from the part when Jack finds the bean stalk in his garden" said the Drama Teacher.
Ben pretending to be Jack pretended to open a door, "What is that? I'd better climb it!" said Ben in Jacks voice. Ben pretended to climb a bean stalk.
"Well done Ben!" said the Drama Teacher clapping CLAP CLAP went the class, "Evie, your up!" said the Drama Teacher.
"Oooh, you're an English man!" said Ellie in a strange voice
"Yes, I am and you're a Giant!" said Ben in Jacks voice "Should I be afraid?" Ben added
"Yes you should!" said the Drama Teacher
"Right. Aaaah!" Shouted Ben in Jacks voice
"You better hide before my husband finds you!" said Ellie in the strange voice again. CLAP CLAP went the Elves "Well done Ben and Ellie!" shouted the Drama Teacher.
The next day Ellie rushed to the board on the wall where it said if you got the part, Ben was already there looking sad "oh no, I'm so sorry Ben" said Evie patting him on the back "I GOT THE PART!" shouted Ben lifting his head
"You really had me there" said Ellie relived, Ellie looked at the list
"I got the part of your mother!" said Ellie
"Well, you're not taller than me so that wont work" said Ben confused
SLAP! Ben got a slap on the arm from Evie behind him.
"Ouch!" said Ben rubbing his arm
"I'm so happy that you got the part Ellie!" said Evie
“Thank you, I wouldn’t have minded any but that one had to be the best!” said Ellie happily.
“So when IS the play?” asked Ben
“Hmm, on the 1st of April which is in 2 weeks!" said Ellie looking at the list
“I sure hope Ben and Evie make it in time” thought Evie
“We are late for class” said Evie “hurry up!” she added
"I'm looking, I'm looking and I'm not finding them!" said Ben looking through a big pile of scripts, "oh wait I found yours!" said Ben "I can't see mine though" he added, Ellie looked at the clock "hurry will you" she said
"I can only find the other Ellies..............oh dear!" said Ben
"You don't think the other Ellie took mine...do you?" said Ellie
"Not sure........." before Ben could finish the bell rang DING-RING-A DING-RING!" We missed a whole class!" said Ellie. Ellie (other Ellie) walked past the class "Hey! Wait up!" said Ellie running out the door, Ben ran after her.
"Wait up Ellie!" said Ellie
"Huh? Oh hi Ellie!" said other Ellie
"You have the wrong script, I have yours and you have mine!" said Ellie
"Oh......well that might be a problem, I lost mine and I'm looking for it" said other Ellie "you mean you lost MY script!" said Ellie furiously
"Umm...yeah" said other Ellie
"Well.....you're going to have to help me" she said softly.
Meanwhile Evie was cleaning out her locker.
"Evie!" came a voice from down the corridor "Evie!" there it was again "you have to help us!" it was Ellie and Ellie
"What with?" asked Evie
"Well............" said other Ellie
"Long story!" Ellie interrupted "mainly ELLIE lost MY script, and we looked all over the school, then finally we found it" said Ellie
"So what do you need my help for?" said Evie polishing the inside of her locker. "It's in the chickens cages" said other Ellie
"I didn't even know the school had pet chickens" said Evie not really caring
"They don't, I'm on about the humans chickens....in the back garden" said Ellie, Evie looked at her calendar in her locker "the day after tomorrow is teacher training day, so there will be no school. That's when all 3 of us will go" said Evie
"Woah woah woah wait! I thought for a muinuit then you said all 3 of us!" said other Ellie "you heard me correctly" Evie staring at the other Ellie.
2 days later Ellie and Evie were in their rooms getting ready for the chickens cages. "Let's go!" said Evie
"Ready for anything" she said confidently.
The 3 girls arranged to meet outside the school, but other Ellie didn't show up. "Scaredy cat!" Said Ellie angrily
"T t t t tell me about it!" said Evie nervously
"I was on about Ellie" said Ellie looking at Evie
"So was I!" Evie lied.
The chicken’s pen
"What ever you say!" said Ellie
"Well there is no point waiting for Ellie" Evie said looking around
"No there isn't, because she isn't going to turn up" said Evie walking away
"Woah woah wait!" said Evie. Evie pretended to cough "I think I'm coming down with something, COUGH-COUGH" She said
"No way are you getting out of this" said Ellie pulling her.
When they got to the chickens cages they saw............"Ellie!"They shouted running to her "What are you doing here?" said Ellie
"We told you to wait for us in the playground" said Evie
"No actually, you didn't tell me to wait anywhere now did you?" said other Ellie. Evie and Ellie looked at each other. CLUCK-CLUCK-CLUCK
"What was that? The chickens?" said Other Ellie
"Oh no! It's feeding time for them" said Evie looking at her watch
"Oh dear, maybe they're not that hungry today!" said other Ellie
"Yeah maybe not!" said Ellie walking over to the chickens CLUCK-CLUCK CLUCK went the chickens SNAP-SNAP-SNAP went their beaks.
"Ok, this will be hard" Evie said looking at their food bowl, and then she caught sight of Ellie's clothes "what do chickens eat?" Evie asked
"Hmm, seeds and corn?" other Ellie replied "or maybe just corn?" she wondered. "Ellie your Clothes are yellow.........and so are your shoes! And your make up" said Evie
"So?" said Evie
"Like corn!" said Evie
"Your point is??" said Ellie
"UGH they eat corn!" Evie shouted
"Oh, point taken" Ellie said looking in her pocket. "Ah ha!" she said pulling out a can of corn. "That's SWEET corn" said other Ellie
"Hmmm yeah, only one thing to do then!" said Ellie "We'll have to get someone.... (Like Filly)...to fly over the house, pick some corn, and bring it back to us!" She added.
"Oh yeah I'm sure Filly has more important stuff to do on a Saturday" said Evie.
"Yeah sure I'll do it for you!" said Filly
"Thank you Filly" said other Ellie, Evie rolled her eyes
"So what now?" Evie sighed
"So you guys..........." said Filly
"I'm not a guy" Evie mutterd
"Stay here" said Filly
"Okay" said other Ellie
"Okay" said Ellie
"Fine" Evie growled.
The chicken's Food
FLUTTER FLUTTER went Filly's wings. As Filly landed she saw Mr Fluff ball rolling around in the sunlight. "I doubt he will be able to get back up" Filly thought as Mr Fluff ball tried to stand back up "told ya" she laughed in her mind. “Ah ha! The corn!” she said flying over to it. She put most of it in a big pouch and then carried the rest. FLUTTER FLUTTER FLUTTER went her wings.
“Look she’s back!” said other Ellie pointing to her in the sky
“Oh yippie” Evie said sarcastically.
“How much did you get?” Ellie asked
“Hm about..... 50 pieces?” said Filly looking in the pouch
“That should be enough, Thanks Filly!” said Ellie running off.
Then finally they got back to the pens.
“I’ll go put the food in the cage and then I’ll run for the script” said Ellie
“Good luck” said other Ellie patting her on the shoulder
“Okay then...........NO WAIT!” Evie screamed “YOUR CLOTHES!” she added
“Yes I know, they are beautiful!” Ellie shouted to Evie
“No, I mean they are the same colour as the corn!” Evie screamed
“What? I can't hear you!” said Ellie
“Um quick Evie think! Ah ha!” she said to her self FILLY, YELLOW, CORN!” Evie shouted to Ellie. Ellie’s jaw dropped, but it was too late, Ellie had already stepped into the cage. “H h h here you go little chicken” Ellie threw corn on the floor PECK PECK went their beaks on the floor. Ellie grabbed the script and ran out to Ellie and Evie. “YOU DID IT!” shouted Evie
“Aw thx! Oh wait was that the part when I was supposed to say we did it?” Ellie asked “at least you have the script back
“Hmm, I have my script back.........Ellie helped us when she didn’t want to........and now you have to apologise to filly!” Said Ellie
“Oh boy".
Christmas is coming
This month was November, and all the creatures were excited about the snow fall. The snow fall usually happened in December or January, but this year it was going to happen in November. Christmas was on its way to, but nobody knew about Christmas in the little town, nobody except for one.
Paddy Pillywiggin was on her way to see Sandy pillywiggin. Paddy was planning on to scare her.
"Hee hee, I'm going to scare her!" Paddy whispered. "What is she doing now?" Paddy wondered. Sandy was decorating her tree for Christmas; all she had left to do was plug the lights on the Christmas tree. As soon as she did it.......
"FIRE! DON'T WORRY SANDY! I'LL SAVE YOU!" Paddy screamed. She thought the pretty light bulbs were a huge fire. Paddy grabbed a bucket of water and rushed in the tree and threw the water over Sandy.
"What in the name of Mike is wrong with you Paddy?" Sandy said angrily
"Sorry Sandy, I thought there was a fire" said Paddy
"Have you never seen a Christmas tree before?" Sandy said while drying her self. "Christmas who?" Paddy said confused
"WHAT! You never heard of Christmas?" Asked Sandy
"Is she a friend from Ireland?" Paddy asked.
"Hee hee! No!" Sandy told Paddy about Christmas and that not all Elves live in the tiny kingdom, she said that some make toys and then she told her about the one they call Santa Claus.
"Poppy, Poppy!" Paddy said rushing through the door; Tom pillywiggin and Pine the pixie were in there too. Paddy told them the same story Sandy had told.
"Tomorrow is the 1st of December, and that's when we open a door on a calendar!" Paddy explained
"We need to write a letter to Santa Claus and tell him what we want for Christmas, and then when he comes.......... He brings it for you!" said Paddy
"I don't know about you guys, but any guy giving away toys is a friend of mine!" Tom said running off with a paper and pencil.
"There is no such thing as Santa Claus!!!" Pine shouted "I'm going home" he added. Paddy and Poppy looked at each other, "I believe in it" Poppy said writing what she wanted down on a paper. "How do we get the letters to him?" Poppy wondered
"We send them to him!" Paddy answered.
It was the 5th of December, all the creatures had written their letters, except Pine.
"WAIT! Pine hasn't done his letter yet!" Paddy screamed rushing off to Pine's pine bush. "Pine, Pine, You need to write the letter!" Paddy shouted
"How many times do I have to say this......I don't believe in Santa Claus!" Pine shouted.
"Oh come on Pi, I'll start you off" Paddy said sitting down at a table.
Pine slowly pushed her out the door. "Well pine will be pretty upset when he doesn't get any presents on Christmas" Paddy shook her head.
"Let's sing a Christmas song Poppy!" Paddy shouted.
"It's turning out to be a wonderful holiday, not your normal average everyday" Paddy and Poppy sang while shopping down Pine's old Apple tree.
"Sounds like someone chopped my old Apple tree, Poppy, paddy why'd you do this too me?" Pine sang looking out his window down at Paddy
"The world feels like it's in a fantasy" Poppy and paddy sang while swinging around. "Go away before I trash you horridly" Pine sang while throwing old paper cups at them. "This feels like the very first Christmas too meee!" Poppy and paddy sang while dancing in old rubbish (such as paper cups, old tissues, and more junk).
"On Christmas people seem to be a little more brotherly" Gary the goblin sang while standing next to Norman the gnome
"Here's a little something to you from me" Norman gave Gary a cup cake
"This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to meeeeeee!" Paddy sang
"This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to meeeeee!" Everyone else sang.
Everyone was so excited, and no one could wait until Sunday. Pine still didn't believe in Santa. At the moment he was busy painting a picture of Apple's.
"Dum dum dum dum dum duuuuummmm" Pine was humming the Christmas song that the whole town had just sang.
"GET IT OUT ME HEAD!" Pine screamed.
KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK went the door. PAINT-PAINT-PAINT went Pine
KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK went the door again. IGNORE-IGNORE-IGNORE Pine thought to himself, but he couldn't take it anymore so he answered the door.
"What do you want? Can't you see that I am busy right now?" Pine said angrily
"Come out here we have something for you too see" Paddy and Poppy said together. They had made pine's bush into a nice Christmas bush!
"Poppy, paddy take this stuff down NOW PLEASE!" He shouted
"No way" Poppy said crossing her arms.
Pine shut the door on them and then started painting again.
Christmas Eve
It was Christmas Eve, and Pine the pixie was painting a picture of his picture of apples that he did 3 days ago.
“Just one more little colouring of red and..............” Pine said to himself
“Oooooh Santa's coming tonight tonight, Santa is coming tonight” Everyone sang outside. As they sang Pine was just about to put the brush on the paper, then they all sang a high note and it made Pine drop his paint brush. It went all down the side of his painting, his face went bright red.
“Santa is coming tonight tonight, Santa's coming tonight” They all sang.
Pine put his PJ’s on and went to bed. “Them weirdo’s will be up all night waiting for imaginary santa while I get a good night sleep” Pine said falling asleep. “OOOOOH SANTA’S COMING TONIGHT” they all sang really loud. At this rate Pine will never get to sleep, but he did at about 12:35pm
Around the same time everyone else fell asleep outside.
“Zzzzzzz” went everyone including Pine. Paddy woke up at 10:00 am. “Everyone wake up, wake up! He’s been! Look!” Paddy shouted.
The snow was still there from November and Santa HAD been!
When Pine woke up his whole room was filled with presents.
Pine had a huge smile on his face as he started to open them all.
A paint brush from Poppy and Paddy, a pair of socks from Tom, a funny French hat from Sandy, and many more. Pine was down to his last 3 presents. “Oooh who are these from then!” Pine wondered.
When he looked at the tag his jaw dropped, it was from Santa Claus.
Pine opened them as fast as he possibly could. He had a special kind of paint pad, some professional paints and......................................... Pine gasped so hard he coughed after, it was a long lasting paper, what you did with it was you painted a picture on it and then you dab water in the middle of the paint and the paper becomes clear like it never had paint on it.
After all that Pine decided he did believe in Santa and he loves Christmas.
Everyone forgave him. Pine have out some presents to Sandy and Poppy, but he gave a huge one too Paddy. “Thank you Paddy” said Pine
“Anytime” Paddy ripped open her present and in a box she had...........”A flute!” Paddy screamed. Sandy had...............”A toy Doll!” Sandy shouted.
Last of all Poppy had a lovely little headband.
“Thank you Pine!” They all said at the same time.
“What’s that up in the sky?” Paddy wondered
“I think that’s Santa in his sleigh!!!!!!!!” Pine screamed
“Woah” Poppy and Sandy pointed to the thing in the sky
“Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!” Came a voice from above.
Everyone followed the sleigh until it was out of sight.
Everyone had a fantastic Christmas and they couldn't wait until next year!!
The Human's New Pet
This week something terrible was going to happen. Something that could give them away and prove their existence! A poor, little, cute, PUPPY! The child human just celebrated her 7th birthday. For her birthday her mum and dad got her a puppy, they called it Snookums. Of course, puppies are great sniffers. They could smell a fairy from a mile away. Mr Fluff ball never went into the back garden, he was too lazy to get up off his butt and go for the toilet outside, and so he has a litter tray in the kitchen. Still, what were the fairies going to do about the puppy?
Sally flew over the whole town because Susan's tree was on the other side of town. As sally was flying to Susan's, something's happened.
She was flying close to the ground and a painter was up on a ladder painting the wall. (I'm sure you can see what's going to happen) She flew straight into the painter and the painter dropped his paintbrush covered with paint, and it landed on Paul the pixies head. "Curse you!" Paul shouted shaking his fist in the air.
Sally has bumped into a lot of fairies in her time, but she had never made such a mess in her time!
She flew into the butcher that was holding a HUGE-HUGE-HUGE birthday cake and.......................It ended up in his face.
After all the mess, Sally finally got to Susan's tree dome.
KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK Susan's door went; DING-DING-DING went the door bell.
"Hello! You scared me at first" Susan said scardly.
"Are you ready for the picnic?" Said Sally
"Yep, do you have the picnic bag?" Susan replied
"No, I thought you had it!!" Said Sally
"Oh yeah, I do, sorry" said Susan
"Good, let's go then!" Sally shouted
"Wait, first I need to pack the drinks" Susan said walking over to the cupboard
"Ok then, I'll wait here" Sally said turning over the TV channel.
"Ok, all done!!" Susan shouted.
They set off too the very nice spot in the back garden. Let's just hope that Snookums doesn't want to go in the back garden!
"This is a lovely spot!" Susan said pointing to a nice patch on the floor
BARK-BARK-ROLF-BARK went the puppy in the house
"WHAT WAS THAT!?" Susan said scardly
"I dono" Sally said calmly but slowly
"Sh sh sh should we g g go back to the v v village and t t tell someone?" Susan said terrified!
"Ummm" Sally wondered. BARK-BARK-ROLF-ROLF
"YES!" She added.
They both ran through the fence and to Dom.
"Dom, Dom!" They both shouted
"What's wrong?" He asked
"We heard something barking in the big house!" Sally explained
"We think a dog!" Susan interrupted
"Yes, a dog" Sally shouted.
Everyone started to gather round.
"Calm down" Dom said calmly
BARK-WOOF-BARK-WOOF
"PANIC!" Dom screamed
"What's going on?" Said Larry the leprechaun
"Oh not you!" Sally sighed
"There is a dog in the big house!" Dom replied
"Well, we think" Said Susan
"Actually, we heard" Sally interrupted
WOOF-BARK-WOOF-BARK went the dog
"HIDE" Dom shouted
WOOF-WOOF
"Wait, I think he's trying to say something" said Dom.
Dom came out very slowly
"What is your name?" Dom asked
WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF
"He said Snookums" Dom said to everyone
"You can understand me?" Dom asked.
The puppy nodded
WOOF-WOOF-WOOF
"He said he's nice and he can keep us a secret!" Dom said happily
"THREE CHEERS FOR THE DOG" someone shouted in the background
"HIP HIP HURRAY, HIP HIP HURRAY, AND HIP HIP HURRAY!” everyone shouted.
So in the end the puppy helped them do a lot of things. Like keep the humans distracted when they needed to go to the front garden.
Snookums did keep their secret and never ate them (thank god).
Goody and Gary goblin
Gary the goblin and Norman the gnome are enemies.
Goody's enemy is............ well he doesn't really have an enemy because he's mean to everyone!
Goody the goblin was still in bed, and it was 12pm!
Gary the goblin only just woke up and was making brecfast, not for Goody though!
"Wake up you lazy pig in a patch of mud that stinks so bad the mud runs away!" Gary goblin shouted to Goody goblin
"You need to work on your insults, they're too long" Goody goblin said waking up. "Breakfast is ready. I'm having roasted fish on toast with a side of eyeballs!" Gary goblin said while licking his lips
"Ooh yum! I can't wait to eat that down and........" before Goody could finish he saw no other plate on the table.
"What am I having?" Goody said confused
"You're having the lovley taste of NOTHING!" Gary replied
"Ooh! I've never heard of that before but I bet it's lovely!" Said Goody
"Oh u dumb goblin!" Gary said throwing an old shoe at his head.
Meanwhile Norman the gnome was on duty, and guess what he was doing!
It went a little something like this "zzzzzzzzzzz" Yeah that's right, he fell asleep again! He was dreaming about honey.... and cheese..... Cheese flavoured honey! Now he was dreaming about Gary the goblin stealing his special pot of cheese flavoured honey!
"No no, not my cheese flavoured honey" Norman the gnome said out loud in his sleep.
Gary and Goody goblin were going to steal a pot of honey from the bear's cave.
SNEAK-SNEAK-SNEAK went Goody and Gary.
"Look! There's the bear!" Goody whispered
"And there is the honey!" Gary whispered
"You yo little bear what's up!" Goody shouted
"Shh!" Gary goblin shouted!
ROAR-ROAR-ROAR
"I think YOU woke the bear up" said Goody
"RUN!" Gary shouted
"No wait I want to chat with him, Yo yo little bear what's up?!?" Goody said calmly.
ROAR-ROAR-ROAR
"Now now, no need to get angry" said Goody "watch me move!" he added.
Goody started to break dance and sing at the same time.
"Evacuate the dance floor!" Goody sang while break dancing
"Oh stop it you freak!" Gary said terrified
"I'm infected by the sound!" He sang some more.
"What sound?" Gary said confused "and stop dancing" he added
Gary started to beat Goody with his shoe.
"Stop your beat is killing me!" Goody said in pain
"Ha ha, that was kinda funny because it says that in the song" Gary said laughing.
"Yeah I guess I really meant it" Goody said rubbing his back where Gary hit him.
"Um didn't we forget about something?" Goody said nervously
ROAR-ROAR-ROAR
"THE BEAR!" Goody and Gary both said at the same time
They both ran out so fast you could hardly see them.
"Huh?" The bear said confused. The bear started to break dance and sing the song. "I only wanted to dance" he said while doing the belly spin.
"That was awesome; I break danced with a bear!" Goody said pleased
"Yes, and we lost a huge pot of honey ALL BECAUSE YOU DANCED!" Gary shouted angrily.
"Actually, break danced not dance. I can't dance" Goody said calmly
After that Goody break danced with a bear more often. Gary never tried to steal a pot of honey WITH Goody next to him ever again! (Good job too).
Space class
Today, in elf school everyone was learning about Space!
Everyone was learning about Space in gnome school too!
They were learning about it because soon there is going to be an Eclipse!
Every fairy, elf, and gnome will be out watching it when it happens.
No one is sure when it'll happen, but everyone was so excited!
Norman the gnome was on his way to elf school. Maybe he would make it on time this week! Let's just hope that he doesn't get distracted!
"La la la, on my way to school. La la la" Norman sang to himself.
"Oh hello Ben! Jolly day today huh? Said Norman
"Oh, hi Gordon" Ben said writing something down
"Actually, I'm Norman, not Gordon" He said walking over to him
"Oh right sorry, I'm really busy today! I even have the day of school! I called in sick" Ben said writing more stuff down.
"Oh. Well ok then, bye bye Ben" said Norman
"Yeah sure bye Gordon" Ben said looking at his paper.
Norman looked behind him. "He must be talking to someone else"
Norman got to school five minuets late because he was talking to Ben. What a shame. He was NEVER on time!!
"Today class you will be learning about Space!" Said Normans teacher
"Oh goody!" Said Norman. "I love stuff like the moon, and stars, and planets" he added. "Quiet! Norman" said the teacher
"Sorry Mr." Norman said looking down at the desk. All you could hear was giggles from the class.
"Today class you will be learning about space" Said the elf teacher
"Oh goody!" Said Ellie. "I love stuff like the Moon, planets, stars, and there is even an eclipse soon!" She added.
"Shh Ellie!" Said the teacher
"Sorry Mr" Ellie said looking down at her desk. All you could here were tiny laughs, but much louder than giggles.
"There will be an eclipse soon class!" Said Norman's teacher
"There is going to be an eclipse soon class!" Said the elf's teacher. Ellie's hand shot up. "Yes, Ellie?" The teacher said while pointing to her.
"What is the closest planet to the Earth?" Ellie asked
"Excellent question!" Said the teacher looking in a fact book on Space.
"Venus is the closest planet to us" the teacher answered.
Loads more hands shot up. RING-RING-A-RING-DING went the bell.
"Ow" went nearly everyone that put their hands up.
Another day of school was waiting ahead. Ellie was getting ready for school. She was very excited about space class! No fairy (or other creature) had ever been to the Moon before, so Ellie was determined to find out more.
"The name of our galaxy is the Milky w......." the teacher was going to carry on until Evie walked in."Oh hello little miss late!" Said the teacher
"Morning Teach!" Evie said sitting down at her desk.
"It's the afternoon" said the teacher crossing his arms
"Well then, good afternoon!" She said crossing HER arms.
"As I was saying, our galaxy is the Milky w........" said the teacher before he was rudely interrupted.
"Yawn" Evie said out loud. The teacher stopped but didn't turn around.
"The Milky w....." he tried to say again
"Yawn" she interrupted AGAIN!
"Evie, stop being like that! It's NOT boring!"
"Detention Miss Evie" the teacher said not turning around.
"Uh" Evie sighed to her self".
While Ben and Ellie were enjoying their lunch, as where Evie was sitting in the classroom being bored.
"Mr Can I go now?" Ellie asked
"You tried that on me before but now I say no!" The teacher said while writing on the board.
Norman was enjoying his lunch too. He had a cheese and onion sandwich with honey flavoured crisps (your probably thinking other way round, right?)
In fact, he has every lunch the other way round. Once, he had an apple
Sandwich and cheese juice. For pudding he ether has chocolate cake or a toffee muffin (not so bad you think?) Sometimes he also has chocolate juice and an apple muffin. The apple muffin isn’t as bad as the chocolate juice though.
Ellie and Ben had just finished their lunch.
"Evie still isn't out yet" said Ellie
"Hm, maybe you should go see if she's out of class!" Ben replied
"Yeah, I'll meet you in Science class" said Ellie running off.
As Ellie ran up to the classroom, the teacher was setting out for the next class.
"Mr, can Evie go now?" Said Ellie. The teacher didn't turn around but still said
"You can go now Evie". Nothing happened. "I said, you can go now!" Said the teacher turning around. Evie wasn't there. The teacher took one look at Ellie. "I'm on it" Ellie sighed.
"Hello Mr" said Ben as a teacher walked by. "Hello Miss" Ben said as another teacher walked by. "Hello....... EVIE????" Ben was shocked! "What are you doing here? Ellie is looking for you!" Screamed Ben.
"I snook out of class, why where's Ellie?" Evie replied.
"Hmm I don't know............. LOOKING FOR YOU!!!!!" Ben shouted.
"No need to shout I was only asking!" Said Evie jumping back.
"I told you when I asked you what are you doing here!" Ben said panting a lot.
“Sorry” she apolagised. “I was hiding in the Art room!” Said Evie
“Your point is?” Ben said raising his eyebrows.
“I sat is some clay... WET clay!” Evie said while putting her dirty, covered in clay skirt in her locker. “I guessed wet clay. Who’s is that skirt?” Ben asked.
“Oh, it’s mine. I changed in the bathroom” Evie replied
“You bring spare clothes to school?!” Ben wondered
“No. I stole it out of a girl’s locker; she is in the fashion designers class”
“But wait... How did you get in the locker in the first place?” Said Ben.
“I stole this gadget thing out of a geek’s locker and I looked through it at the locker and it told me the combination!” Evie replied again.
“But wait... How did you get into the geeks locker?!” Ben said softly
“As he opened it I pushed him out the way” Evie said truthfully.
“But wait....” Before Ben could finish Evie interrupted and she said
“Stop saying but wait!!” She said angrily.
“Sorry, back on the subject, where is Ellie?” Before Evie could reply Evie came running down the hall panting. “There you are!” She screamed
“I got stopped by three teachers! They accused me off breaking into some lockers?!” She added. Evie and Ben said nothing.
After school, Ellie was doing homework, and Evie was doing her usual after school thing, eating a honey bar and watching TV.
“Hmm, I wonder when the eclipse is going to happen.” Ellie said to herself
“Hmm, I wonder when this chocolate bar will melt.” Evie said sarcastically
“I’m serious, I’ve seen you watching the sky in your bedroom just waiting for that eclipse” Ellie said while throwing her pencil at her.
“Yeah yeah, I am kinda interested. I just wish it would happen!” Evie replied.
Ellie and Evie weren’t the only ones waiting for the eclipse. Everyone in their little town was too! Paddy was most interested. She had never heard a thing about space before. Well, Then again she is only 6 years old.
Daphne the Dryad is so excited that she keeps waiting outside her house every day for it to happen!
Norman the gnome was on duty, but to your surprise he wasn’t sleeping! Even he was waiting up in case of the eclipse!
Sometimes if Paddy was busy, she would put her video camera up in the window on play encase she missed it!
The Eclipse
Today was the big day! The eclipse was finally going to happen! (Of course, none of the fairys new that.) It was going to be a solar eclipse! It is going to happen at around lunch time (on the weekend.)
Evie was reading a magazine in her bedroom; Ellie was painting her bedroom wall.
Paddy was painting a picture of the moon that looked like an apple. Poppy was drawing a picture on the night sky.
Norman was snoozing in the sun outside of the flats.
Daphne was sitting outside her house again.
Pine was painting a picture of the lovely sun. Suddenly the sky went dark and Pine ruined his painting. He looked up into the sky and just sat down on his stool with shock!
Daphne started dancing when she saw the sky!
Paddy was really amazed! Also she caught the whole thing on video!
Norman woke up. “Hey, you're blocking my sunlight!!!!” He said angrily, until he saw the sky!
Evie dropped her magazine and went to her window!
Ellie dropped her paint brush and went outside! “Oh my!” She said trying to breathe!
Everyone was looking at the sky! The humans were out in the back garden too! The puppy came over and sat next to Daphne the dryad watching the sky!
When it ended everyone was saying how amazing it was!
“That was better than jumping out a plane with a Parachute!!” Paddy said to Poppy.
The dog said to Daphne in his puppy voice “I feel like dancing!”
When the humans went in Daphne used magic on Snookums (the puppy) so he could start dancing! He did the coolest puppy dance ever!
Paddy pillywiggin
Paddy pillywiggin is 6 years old. Her favourite colour is Red. She adores it!
She has a Red bouncy ball, a Red toothbrush, a Red cup, and all she wears is Red! Her bedroom colour is Red too! Her older cousin is Poppy pillywiggin. They live in the Grand hotel! (Not as Grand with Norman the gnome as the doorman.) Paddy like loads of things and hates loads of things. She hates her name because it's also a boy's name. Poppy just tells her that it can be a girls name too. She loves apples, (the red kind) and she loves strawberries (because they're red), cherries (because they're red too), and everything that's red.
Today was Monday. Every Monday Paddy calls it Red-day. For some reason she loves Red! Paddy was planning on going out in the big garden to see Snookums, but Poppy had to go shopping so she has to do it tomorrow.
"Paddy, we have to go shopping today so you can't go to see Snookums" Poppy explained.
"Oh, ok then" said Paddy with a frown. "Can I go do see Snookums tomorrow?" She asked.
"I suppose so" replied Poppy.
"Yay! Something to look forward too!" Paddy said happily.
Paddy and Poppy were at the Super-market doing their weekly shop.
This is what their shopping list looked like....
My shopping list:
Apples (The red kind for Paddy)
Strawberries (For Paddy)
Cherries (For Paddy)
Honey suckle
Blossom lolly pops
Pollen (In a large bag)
Pollen sugar
Honey crisps
Bread
And last Milk.
"Next we have to find...... Blossom lolly pops!" Poppy shouted
"They're down here!" Paddy screamed from down the ile.
"Get three boxes because they're 3 for 2!" Poppy shouted back to her.
"They only had 2 boxes, so I got them" Paddy replied while running back to Poppy.
"Oh, well then put them both back, we wont have any lolly pops"
"Ow. No fair, how come you're all about money?" Said Paddy.
"I am not! I just think there is no point if they're 3 for 2 and there are only 2 boxes left!" Replied Poppy.
"What?! It's just the same. 3 for 2 and you can only get 2 anyway because there are only 2!" Paddy shouted angrily!
"ANYWAY, next we need... Pollen, the large kind!" Said Poppy
"I sure hope they are not 3 for 2" Paddy muttered to herself.
"Did you say something?" Poppy said looking at her.
"No, I just said I can't wait until tomorrow" Paddy lied
"That's what I thought u said" Poppy said calmly.
"Now that's all done, we better get to the check-out" said Poppy while doing something in the trolley.
"What are you doing? Are you hiding the bag of Pollen inside the Honey suckle jar?!" Paddy said amazed. "You can learn a lot from your big cousin" Poppy said truthfully. "She was doing that so she didn't have to pay.)
Poppy and Paddy were finally home. Paddy was going to ask Poppy if she could go and see Sandy.
"Can I go and see Sandy?" Paddy asked.
"Fine, but be back before tea" replied Poppy.
"Bye!" Paddy shouted from outside.
Last time that happened Sandy ended up soaking wet, remember?
"Boo!" Paddy shouted. "I said BOO!" She shouted again.
"You will never scare me!" Sandy shouted from her Tree dome
"Uh, I have come to play today!" Paddy shouted. "Sandy? Sandy are you there?" Paddy added.
The door flung open and Sandy said "boo" in a very very VERY soft and quiet voice. Paddy took one look and ran out the door saying "AHHHHHH!! MONSTER! AHHHHH! MONSTER!" in a very very VERY strong and loud voice.
10 muinuit later Paddy ran through their flat door screaming. Poppy said "what have you done now" in a very soft and quiet voice, then as Poppy turned around she had a face of a ghost! Paddy screamed the life out of her self.......
"AHHH!" Paddy said waking up
"Hello sleeping beauty" said Poppy
"Where... Were I?" Paddy said swaying her head side to side.
"In the car, on our way home from shopping" replied Poppy.
"Oh, it was just a dream" Paddy said relived.
The human's holiday
This week the humans were going on holiday for a whole week! This would mean that Snookums would have to go to a kennel for the week. This is why Paddy is going to see him. In fact... She is on her way now!
"Dum dum de doo" Paddy hummed to herself.
"Here we are" Paddy said to herself. She was in the big garden. She did this huge whistle, then, Snookums came.
"Good boy" Paddy said patting him on the nose. Paddy climbed on top of him and said "I'm going to miss you when you're gone; we only have half of an hour before you go". Half an hour later Snookums was called by one of the humans. "Bye bye! See you in a week!" Paddy said getting off the puppy.
The dog was gone in a flash, but Paddy had left her hang bag on Snookums! It had her purse, phone, wand, and her magic pouch!
"Oh no, where's my hand bag?!" Paddy panicked. She ran to Poppy immediately!
"Poppy, I've left my hand bag on Snookums and now he has gone to the kennel!" She panicked some more.
"Don't worry; we just need to go to Larry the Leprechaun. He will know what to do!" Replied Poppy.
"Oh dear!" Larry said as soon as they told him. "First, what dose the bag look like?" Larry asked.
"Well, it's Red with a buckle down the middle, and it is about this big" Paddy said putting her two hands a little bit apart. "Hmm, this isn't a one person job, I will ask Dom if he can help" said Larry.
"Woah woah wait, can I come too?" Paddy asked.
"Sorry, you're too young. I'll go with Dom and Poppy" replied Larry.
They told Dom and he agreed to help. So Poppy, Dom and Larry were off on another adventure!
The big adventure!
Dom, Poppy and Larry were all making their way down to the house.
Larry, (being a detective) was a little afraid. His jaws were chatting so much!
"Larry, there is nothing to be afraid off. The cat and the dog are gone. The humans are gone, nothing to worry about!" Said Poppy.
"I know, it's just... I've never been in this place before" Larry said quietly
Poppy couldn't help but giggle. Dom joined in too. Until the door went.
"Quick! Into the basket!" Poppy said pointing to the cat's bed.
"Who is it? You said that no one would be here!" Larry whispered.
"I don't know, maybe it's the neighbour watering the plants?" Said Dom trying to pull something together. "But they just left" Larry whispered.
"Hmm, I'll go check it out" Poppy said getting out the basket.
SNEAK-SNEAK-SNEAK went Poppy. CREAK-CREAK-CREAK went the floor boards. Poppy didn’t see anything. The door was shut. All she could hear was “Poppy, psst, Poppy!” She went to see who it was. She went back to the basket and sat there in the basket was... “PADDY, DANDELION? What are you doing here?!” She whispered.
“We wanted to come!” They said at the same time.
“No you can’t! Go back now” Poppy whispered
“But it’s my pouch” said Paddy.
“And it’s my brother!” Said Dandelion.
Larry butted in, “they have a point”
“No, because your slow” Poppy said pointing to Paddy “and you are annoying” she added.
Larry butted in again, “she has a point”
“Fine” said Paddy
“We’ll go” Dandelion said after.
Dandelion and Paddy went out the cat flap a bit sad.
“Now that they’re gone, I couldn’t find anyone in the house” said Poppy
“It was the little ones that made the noise coming through the cat flap” Dom replied. “Now, let’s get to the front of the house!” He added.
So with that they were off! They had to get it by tomorrow or Paddy will get really sick! Different types of creatures get different type of illnesses. In this case Paddy could die if she is left without her magic pouch for more than 48 hours!
“Where’s the front door?” Asked Larry
“Just up.... THERE!” Poppy shouted pointing to the door.
Larry and Poppy ran up to the door.
“Aren’t you forgetting something? The door will be.......” Before Dom could finish Poppy said “locked!” Up from the handle.
“Only if you would listen Poppy!” Larry shouted.
“You didn’t listen either” said Dom.
“Maybe the smallest one of us could go through the key whole and open it from the outside?” Said Dom.
“Great idea Dom!” Replied Poppy. “Which one of us is the smallest?” Poppy wondered. They both looked at Larry. “Oh no no no” Larry denied the plan completely! “Your the thinnest, smallest and the lightest. You will be perfect!” Dom explained. “Aw, thanks!” Larry said climbing the door. To their surprise, he couldn’t fit through the key whole. “Oh thump!” Said Larry.
“Hm, try the letter box!” Dom shouted.
“THERE IS NO LETTER BOX!” Larry screamed!
“Oh” said Poppy. Then, the door began to open! Behind the door was Dandelion and Paddy! “Thanks guys! Now scatter!” Poppy said cheerfully
“Ugh, I told you they won't let us come even if we did that!” Paddy said to Dandelion. “They really come in handy” said Larry happily.
They all went through the door and they climbed into the dad human’s van (They took the car to the airport, not the van) through the key whole in the side door. Then they turned on the sat nav and they typed in the address for the kennel. As they were doing it Poppy’s phone rang, she answered it. It was Dandelion. “Poppy, you need to hurry! Paddy has gone pale and she can’t move her legs!” Dandelion said through the phone.
“Don’t worry, we are hurrying as fast as we can, tell her that we will be there about tomorrow at 10 ‘o’ clock pm” Poppy replied. Then she put the phone down!
“The sat nav is all done and now we need to drive the car!” Said Dom.
“Wait, won't everyone think it’s a ghost since they can’t see who's driving the car?” Larry pointed out.
“Hm” they all thought the same idea! They looked at each other. “Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” Poppy asked.
“If it’s going outside and putting magic on the car so it turns invisible and we make it fly, then yes!” Dom replied.
They all did it, and then they flew off and went away! Poppy was controlling the peddles, Larry the gears, and Dom, the STEERING WHEEL!
It was 10 ‘o’ clock at night. The 3 friends were tired and hungry, they started at the Honey suckle that Paddy gave them.
“Dom I’m tired, can we stop?” Poppy asked.
“Yes, let’s see if there is somewhere were we can stay for the night” said Dom
“Good” said Larry relieved. They landed suddenly and got out. They searched everywhere but there was nothing but a tiny whole in the ground.
“Wait, that’s an ant whole!” Said Dom. “Let’s see if the ants will spare a bed or few for the night!” He added.
They climbed down the whole and asked the ants for 3 beds. The ants kindly let them stay the night.
“This is very comfy for an ant's bed” said Larry.
“You can say that again” said Poppy feeling the mattress.
“This is very comfy for an ant.....” Before Larry could finish Dom threw a pillow at his head. “...Bed” he said rubbing the side of his head.
“Like that hurt!” Poppy shouted.
“You know I have a very think piece of skin there!” Larry shouted!
Poppy rolled her eyes and said “night guys”.
“Night” said Larry
“Night” said Dom.
Dom was up for 5 ‘o’ clock in the morning the next day.
“Wake up Larry” he said throwing a pillow at Larry’s head.
Dom was about to throw a pillow at Poppy’s head, but when he threw it poppy opened her eyes in her bed and caught the pillow saying “not a chance”.
She was very clever.
“Come on get up get out!” Said Dom.
“How did u get up so early?” Larry asked
“Dandelion phoned me saying get up you lazy pig!” Dom replied
“Well you are kind of, chubby” Larry muttered to himself.
“Hurtful” Dom said slowly but loudly.
“No offence like” Larry added
“None taken” Dom said sarcastically.
“You guys, be quiet. You will wake the ants” said Poppy writing a note to the ants. It said......
Dear ants,
Thank you so much for our bed and food for the night.
We are leaving now to carry on with our mission.
Kind regards Dom, Larry, and me. x x x
“Wow, you have very nice writing Poppy!!!” Said Larry.
“Yeah, it’s amazing!” Dom agreed.
“Thanks! I go to hand writing classes at a special school!” Said Poppy.
“I can tell” said Dom.
“Now, let’s get out of here!” Said Poppy putting the letter on the bed.
"Yeah, but I think we should leave the ants with a little present!" Larry thought
Dom and Larry got some leaves and twigs and stuff like that from outside and left them next to the note. "Now, can we get out of here?" Poppy asked.
"Yes!" Dom shouted happily.
Half way there!
It was 10 'o' clock in the morning. The 3 friends were half way there now, (yippee!) All they had to do now was... Pass the big Oak tree, pass the huge human house, drive through the haunted forest, and the up-side down creature town, (it's not a human town it's a creature town).
"Where next?" Larry asked.
"We need to look out for the big oak tree!" Replied Dom
"Can we stop there to pick some acorns?" Asked Larry.
"Sure, only for ten muinuit though" Dom replied.
"Is that it up there?" Asked Poppy
"No, it's about half a mile away" replied Dom.
Half a mile later.....
"Now, everyone be quiet for a muinuit while I try to push the peddle because Poppy is asleep" said Dom
"Ok" said Poppy.
"Umm, Dom" said Larry
"Shush!" Dom shouted
"But, Isn't that...." Larry tried to say
"Sh" said Dom
"BUT DOM!" Larry shouted
"WHAT?!" Dom replied
"WE JUST PASSED THE OAK TREE!" Larry screamed
Dom looked back, "you should have told me!" Dom screamed back at him.
"But I...... Your right, I should have" lied Larry.
Dom turned around and they stopped by the oak tree to pick some acorns.
Poppy was asleep in the car so Dom had to work the peddles.
"Pick some for Poppy too" said Dom
"Of course" replied Larry. He was picking all the old and dirty ones for Poppy.
"Here, a while back full for Poppy!" Larry shouted.
"Cool, come on lets go" said Dom.
Poppy woke up a couple muinuit later. "Here is some acorns for you Poppy" Larry said giving them to her. Poppy took one look in the bag and said "I'm alright thanks."
A quarter of an hour later they were all looking out for the huge human houses.
"Hm, I wonder where they are, they are big so we must be able to see them" said Poppy. "They are quite new, that's all the map says" said Dom
"I can't see them anywhere" said Larry.
"Let me look at the map" Poppy said pulling the map off Dom.
"The map says they were knocked down in 1995!" Poppy pointed out.
"Oh!!!" said Dom "I didn't read THAT part" he added. "I only read the important bits."
"How do you know it's not IMPORTANT!!!!!!?" Poppy shouted angrily.
"Umm" Dom shrugged.
The Haunted forest!
All they had to do now was go through the Haunted forest and the Upside down creature town. Both are very exciting! Next coming up is the Haunted forest! Oooh!!
RING-DING-RING-DING went Poppy's phone. When she answered it......
"POPPY! HURRY UP!! BYE!!" It was Dandelion (if you couldn't tell)
"Dom, you know the Haunted forest" said Poppy
"Not personally but yes" Dom said looking at the road
"Well, how long will we take driving through it?" Asked Poppy.
"Well, 1 hour, but because it's haunted and we may have to stop because Mr Scaredy cat there...” he said pointing to Larry "I'll say about 1 and an half an hour" replied Dom.
"Oh thanks" said Poppy.
Less than half an hour later they were all very tired and very bored. Poppy and Larry were playing checkers while trying to drive, (uh oh) not safe!!
"Did the humans go through all this?!" Poppy asked.
"Nope, they went a quicker way" replied Dom
"Why couldn't we have gone that way?" said Poppy
"Because the invisible thingy ran out ages ago, plus this way is more fun" Dom said truthfully. Poppy's face went bright red, but she acted like it didn't matter.
"Look! We are nearly there!" Dom said pointing to a deep dark whole at the end of the road. Larry tried to escape. "Oh no you don't!" Poppy said grabbing the other end of him that wasn't hanging out the key whole.
"Let go! You don't know what your doing!" Said Larry struggling.
"I do, believe me" said Poppy.
"This is creepy" said Larry as they entered the forest.
"At least the forest is still here" Poppy said looking at Dom with a sligh face
"Hey it wasn't my problem that the houses were knocked down!" Said Dom
"Where did you possibly read that they were fairly new?" Poppy asked
"It said they were fairly new..... In 1923" Dom said annoyed
"HA. In your face!" Poppy rubbed it in his face for the rest of the hour now.
The haunted forest was very haunted indeed. It had old abandoned hotels and creepy plants. Dom touched this hand plant, and it grabbed him by the arm! He struggled to get it off him. So anyway it took about an hour and 10 minuets to get through the Haunted forest.
"This is getting ultra creepy now" said Larry
"Tell me about it" said Poppy
"Well, there are real creepy plants and hotels and stuff!" Larry replied
"Just because I say that doesn’t mean you really have to....."
"What’s that in the road?" Dom interrupted
"It looks like a... ghost" said Larry
"Don't make up stories Larry" said Poppy
"Oooooooo"
"I don't think he's making that up!!" Dom shouted
"Oooooooo"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Screamed the three friends
"DRIVE MAN DRIVE!" Larry shouted.
They drove off as fast as they could... until they got a puncture.
"Oh man. This is going to take a lot longer than we thought" said Dom
"See if that old hotel there can help!" Said Poppy
"Oh no no no" said Larry
"You can stay here then with all the ghosts and things" said Poppy
"Your right, I'll come with you" Larry said frightened.
"Hello?" Dom whispered "hello? Is anyone here?" He added.
"I don't think anyone is here lets go!" Larry said pulling Dom's arm.
"Who’s there?" Came a voice from upstairs
"I'm Dom, this is Poppy and that is Larry" replied Dom
"How many rooms do you want?" Came a different spooky voice from upstairs. "We don't want a room, we want a spare wheel for our truck" said Dom. Then two weird looking people came walking down the stairs, they were humans. "Oh dear, hide!" Dom whispered. They all hid and the two people said "who's there?" Then the two humans went outside and and changed their wheel on the truck. Dom, Poppy and Larry sneaked back into the van and drove it away. "GHOSTS!!" Screamed the two people.
"Poor people" said Poppy
"Stupid people, we thought they were ghosts!" Said Larry
"Look there is the exit to the Haunted forest!" Dom said pointing to a couple trees sitting on a path way. "How are we supposed to get the car through them trees?" Poppy asked
"Hm, how about we use magic to make it fly?" Dom replied
"But we would have to go outside the car to do that and then we wouldn't be able to get back in it BECAUSE it would be flying" said Larry.
"Not if Poppy fly’s up to the car and pulls us up!" Dom thought
"Ok, let’s get out and work some magic!" Poppy said with joy!
They got out and they did some magic on the car using their tiny hands. Soon enough it was hovering above them, but no one thought that Poppy can't fly in cold OR hot weather!
"Ok, Poppy it's your turn now!" Dom shouted over to her.
"Fly then" said Larry
"I'm trying but it won’t work!" Poppy shouted back to him
"Wait" Dom said while licking his finger and putting it in the air.
"It's a bit cold, try when I say go" said Dom "ready..... GO!" He shouted
Poppy flew up and got in the car. "Great now pull us up!" Dom shouted.
She pulled them both up and then they flew over the trees and got out of the haunted forest safe and sound. "I'm quite excited about the up-side down town. Are you?" Larry asked Poppy.
"A little bit, I just hope it's not as bad as the Haunted forest" replied Poppy.
The up-side down creature town.
Next, the creatures were heading to the Up-side down creature town. Creatures just like them live there, so they don't have to hide from them.
That's the only good thing about the Up-side down town. It sounds fun, and it is a first! But it is very annoying! When they enter it they will be driving on the sky!!
"Are we nearly there yet?" Asked Larry
"Look, there is the entrance" replied Dom
"Oh yeah" said Poppy.
It read.......
You are now entering up-side down town.
Driving on the sky forbidden by order of the king. If you drive on the sky you will go to jail for the rest of your horrible life. Kind regards, Sir Lancelot (the king's guard)
"Wow, this is a very weird town" said Poppy
"King regards? KIND REGARDS? Saying my life is horrible isn't very kind!" Larry said confused.
"True" Poppy agreed.
"It says no driving on the sky, how are we going to be able to do that when we enter it!" Dom wondered.
"Just drive in and quickly turn around, no one will notice" said Poppy.
Or will they? They are just entering the up-side down town.
Dom drove in quickly and drove round the side onto the road, but a guard in some armour stopped him.
"Can I help you sir?" Asked Dom
"You have committed a serious crime!" The guard shouted
"What crime, and what's your name?" Larry butted in
"My name is Sir Lancelot" replied the guard
"And the crime is........?" Poppy asked
"You drove on the sky!" The guard said furiously
"Sir, it's impossible to NOT drive on it! When you enter you automatically....."
"DON'T QUESTION A GUARD OF THE KING!" The guard interrupted
"Sir, now you’re interrupting me, it's very rude" said Dom
"So is questioning a guard" Poppy whispered in Dom's ear. Dom smiled sarcastically to Poppy then the guard quickly put them in his cage and took them straight to the king!
"Master" the guard said kneeling "these people drove on the sky!"
"Bring them to me!" The king commanded
"Did you not read the sign?" The king said softly
"We did sir, but when we enter we just end up on the sky!" Dom said truthfully
"No no, you can drive on the sky in your town then you drive on the road in my town" the king also said truthfully
"YOU COULD CONSIDER PUTTING THAT IN THE SIGN!" Larry said suddenly. "Take them to jail!" The king commanded.
The next thing you know they are behind bars.
"I knew I would end up behind bars at some point in my life, I just didn't expect it to be so soon! IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!" Larry weeped.
"Stop weeping, you’re not going to die!" Poppy shouted.
Dandelion was looking at her tracker on her phone and saw that Dom Poppy and Larry were in jail! She quickly got her best friend, Sally the sprite, to help her help them! They used speed power to get there, and they snook into the castle and into the jail tower.
"Dom!" Dandelion shouted "you’re in jail? What did you do?"
"Nothing! He just sent us in here to die!" Replied Dom.
"Why couldn't it have been me!" Dandelion said crying loudly
"Yes! Why couldn't it have been you!" Sally cried loudly too
Dandelion suddenly stopped and said "hurtful!"
"Wow, you are just like your twin brother" Poppy said from the next cage
"Poppy! Paddy is very sick" said Dandelion
"Just get us out of here!!!!!" Larry shouted from the next cage!
"I bought shrink the shrimp powder" Sally said pulling a pouch out her pocket
"Shrink the SHRIMP?" Dom said confused
"If humans saw us they would call us tiny shrimps, this powder shrinks us shrimps!" Sally said pooring stuff in Dom's mouth.
Dom suddenly shrunk! They were already small to a human, but now humans won’t be able to see them! She poored it in Poppy's mouth next.
"Why me last?" Larry said sadly
"Because you’re less important" said Sally.
"Oy!" Larry shouted.
Soon all three of them were out of jail. Dandelion and Sally went home using speed power. Dom and the others quickly escaped out of the castle and got their human van back.
On their way out they saw a shopping centre called Fairies fashions! Poppy couldn't resist. She begged Dom to stop. They entered Fairies fashions.
They went through a huge door, down some stairs, down a lift, and to the escalators. There was a strange pixie wearing a hat upside down and wearing his trousers the wrong way round! He was going down the up escalators! He was walking but staying in the same place, Dom and Poppy followed by Larry went up the escalators.
"Excuse me, your going the wrong way" said Dom
"No I'm not" said the strange pixie
"Yes you are" said Poppy
"Have you not noticed you are going down the up escalators" Larry explained.
"No, because I'm not" replied the pixie. Soon it started to get very annoying.
Too elf's came up behind Larry. "What's this clown doing?" They asked Larry
"We don't know he's just waiting to get down" replied Larry. Then dryads came. "Hey dude!" They shouted to the pixie. "Go up will you!"
"I'm going down thanks" said the pixie. After a couple more muinuit more people came, and more... and more. Soon, too many were on the escalators and they all fell down apart from the pixie, the two people at the bottom accidentally pushed the stop button, the escalators stopped suddenly and the pixie came walking down the stairs. "See, I told you I was going the right way" the pixie said calmly. "I think I've had enough shopping for one day" said Poppy as they all went back to the van.
They all came walking out looking very lost and very confused. "I've herd people say that that shop is weird, but I've never herd it was THAT weird" said Poppy. "I wonder what kind of pixie he was" Larry wondered.
Poppy and Dom both stared at him weirdly. "What?" Larry asked.
"Nothing" said Poppy as Dom whistled.
The Kennel
Dom, Larry and Poppy were driving along and could see the Kennel in the distance. It was all going smoothly until...
"Oh no! We've run out of petrol!" Dom shouted!
"Oh no" Poppy said tapping the fuel gauge.
"Oh poop" said Larry. Dom and Poppy both stared at him again.
"What?" Asked Larry
"Nothing" said Dom as Poppy whistled.
"What are we supposed to do now" said Dom while Larry thought
"Oh!" said Larry digging in his pocket. "I put a fairy fuel bottle in my pouch!"
"Oh wow! Those are really rare! Where did you get one?" Said Dom"
"I made it" said Larry pulling it out his pocket
"Oh, if he made it something is bound to go wrong" Dom thought in his head.
"See, you are good for something" said Poppy filling the tank up.
"Now we should get there in time" said Dom
"We WILL get there in time" said Poppy.
A couple minuets later they were parking the big van. They were a little bit concerned that that didn't have enough fuel to get back.
"Quick! We have to hurry!" Poppy said climbing through the key whole. "Come on!" She added
"Coming!" Dom said running as fast as he can!
"Wait, don't go without me!" Larry said running as fast as HE can.
They all climbed through the key whole and snook through the other door where all the kennels are. "Now, let's find Snookums cage!" Poppy shouted to them both. "It will be in the s section" said Larry.
"Found it!" Dom said running towards it. "Here!" Dom said giving the bag to Poppy. "Thanks!" Poppy said looking inside it. "We have to get back" she added. "And fast" Larry panted.
"But how though?" Poppy wondered.
Suddenly Poppy got an idea! She saw the owner of the Kennel leaving and going back to their home, so she decided to get in the car and see where she goes. If she goes back to their area... GOOD! If she dosen't, BAD!
"Hurry, this way!" Poppy whispered
"Sh!" Said Larry. "Who's still talking?" Larry whispered. "Oh, it's me"
"Idiot" said Dom
"I'm with you on that one!" Poppy whispered.
"Grr" thought Larry!
Larry was getting fed up now. He wanted to go home from this nasty nightmare!
"This is a nightmare" whispered Larry doing up the huge seatbelt
"I'm with you on that one" said Poppy and Dom together
Larry was very happy that they were with him on something this time!
Larry thought that if he kept doing things like that he would get more laughs and less eye-rolling faces.
"This is like a nightmare inside a night mare!" Larry shouted
"Ha ha ha ha!" Dom laughed. "Good one Larry!" Dom laughed again.
Larry was very very happy! He had never got a "Ha ha ha" or a "good one Larry!" He was very pleased, but he sort of got out of control!
"It's just like a nightmare inside a nightmare inside a nightmare!" Larry said to Poppy and Dom. "That's getting old now" said Poppy
"Yeah" Dom agreed with Poppy.
"Oh no" thought Larry!
No laughs? No "ha ha ha" or no "good one Larry"?? Larry was doomed! How was he going to get laughs from his friends?
"This car is huge! It's like a mini car!" Larry shouted
"Huh?" Poppy said confused.
"You know! A mini car too us is a normal car, a mini mini car to us is too small, and a huge car is too big for us!" Larry said confused as well.
"Larry your talking nonsense" said Dom.
"Wow!" Thought Larry. "I've never got nonsense before!" He thought again.
Maybe Larry is a bit of an idiot; he doesn't even know what nonsense means!
Larry will get laughs when the time comes.
"Larry, don't TRY to make us laugh, just be yourself. We will laugh when the time comes" said Poppy.
"Yes" said Dom. "Now, this car is dirty and it's a nightmare!" Dom shouted. "Oh no, your contagious!" Dom said moving seats.
5 muinuit later the car parked right outside their house!
"Wow" said Larry
"Yeah" said Poppy
"Weird" said Dom.
Then, the Kennel owner got a cage out the boot! It started to bark!? Snookums was coming home! (Yippee!)
"Quick" said Poppy "Let's get back."
They went down to Paddy's room and they gave her her pouch back so she was all better!
"Hmm" thought Paddy. "Maybe I should give Snookums talking lessons!"
Snookum's talking lessons
Paddy really liked the idea of Snookum's talking lessons! She did it in the back garden every weekend! She stood in front of him and she had this big stick and a white board. She used the stick to point and the white board to write down what he had to say.
"Today's lesson is how to say, hello" said Paddy.
"BARK-BARK" said snookums
"Oh" Paddy sighed.
Poppy walked past to see how it was going. She saw Paddy having some troubles to she went to see if she could help.
"Look" said Poppy grabbing the stick. "You're doing it wrong" said Poppy pointing to the tree bark. "Say this" said Poppy.
"BARK-BARK" Snookums barked
"Very good!" Poppy clapped. "See, you were just doing it wrong" Poppy said giving her the stick back.
Paddy was very confused but very impressed! She tried it on woof.
"Say woof" Paddy commanded
"WOOF-WOOF-BARK-BARK" Snookums woofed and barked.
"No!" She shouted! "No bark, just woof!" She shouted again!
It was harder that she thought! She tried and tried and tried! It was no use. She couldn't do it! It was very very very annoying so she left it. She walked back through the fence.
"WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF" Snookums woofed. Paddy stopped and turned around. "You did it!" She said happily! "Yay!" She dances around the garden like a maniac! "Woo hoo!" She shouted again.
"WOO-F HOO!" Snookums cheered!
Paddy's skills finally paid off! She was so happy she decided to go see grumpy Pine the pixie!
"Pine!" Paddy shouted "oh Pine!" She shouted again.
As she rushed towards him he accidentally brushed a huge green line across his painting.
"Oh PADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pine said very very very very angrily!
"Sorry" said Paddy
"What is it?" He shouted!
"Doesn't matter" she said moving backwards away from him.
Pine's face went red and smoke came out his ears! He was so annoyed by it that he went to Poppy and told her to keep Paddy away from him!
Pine the pixie!
Pine the pixie is a strict little thing. Whenever his paintings get ruined there is always someone else to blame. Pine doesn't have a phone so he writes letters
And this is what some of them said....
Dear Sandy pillywiggin,
I am very upset that you have ruined my painting! When you were making that time machine it blew a gust of wind and it knocked my paint brush! Now my fruit bowl is an apple with a line through it!
From Pine.
Here is the reply to that.....
Dear Pine,
I did not make a gust of wind! You were painting on the big hill, I was making a time machine on the roof of the human house which proves I did not.
Sandy. Xx
Dear oh dear, Pine is a bit of a moody pixie isn't he? Here is the one he just sent to Poppy about Paddy.....
Dear Poppy and Paddy,
I am not happy that Paddy ruined my painting! She made me knock my brush and now I have a very bad painting!
From Pine.
Here is the reply to that one....
Dear Pine the moody mare,
I didn't mean to knock you, I am so very sorry.
Love Paddy. Xx
What pretty pink writing that was, (not neat like but you know...) here is another one!
Dear Dom,
I'm not happy that you walked past that morning, you got me distracted and I moved my paint brush.
From Pine.
Now that really wasn't Dom's fault, was it? Here is the reply.....
Dear Pine,
That wasn't Dom's fault! He is so angry at you that he told me to reply because he doesn't want to hear from you!
No love from Dandelion.
Wow! That is neat and purple! Poor Dom. There is a load more letters! It would take hours so here is one last one.... and this is out of order! So I guess they are like enemies.
Dear Queen of creature town,
I am very angry that you sneezed from your castle then it made me move my paint brush!
From Pine.
Dear Pine,
That was very bang out of order! I think you should treat me with more respect!
From your Mum, the queen. Xxxxxxx
Wow! Who knew that? Pine's mother, IS THE QUEEN?? He mustn't have wanted to be prince. Ha ha. Moving on, Pine is grumpy, but he can also be a bit funny too. I'm going to tell you a story.......
One Monday morning, Sandy pillywiggin was making a machine that can teleport things to wherever u like! Although Sandy is clever, her machines did have some faults.
At 2:00 Pine was painting a picture on his patio of his lovely bush!
He loves painting, (in case you didn't know.) Just like Sandy loves inventing....
Anyway, on with the story!!
"Done!!" Pine said finishing his painting! "Oh, my chimney needs some smoke!" Pine said painting some smoke coming out his chimney.
Meanwhile Sandy was making her machine. "Done!!" Sandy said finishing her machine! "Oh no, my machine has smoke coming out of it!" Sandy said fixing her machine. As soon as Sandy finished her machine, it blew up!!
Pine was just about to put his painting away until, BOOM-CRASH-BOOM-SMASH! Pine's painting fell of the table and onto the floor upside down when it was still wet!
"NO!!!!!!" Sandy screamed!
"NO!!!" Pine screamed!
"SANDY!" Pine screamed stomping off to sandy's tree.
"Sandy pillywiggin!!!!!!!!!" Pine shouted while going towards her.
"MY MACHINE HAS JUST EXPLODED!!" Sandy shouted going very close to Pine. "YOU! My painting has just been ruined because of you" Pine tried to say calmly. "La la la la la" Sandy said pretending not to listen.
"You! I swear when I get my hands on you!!" Pine said stomping closer towards her! "PINE!!" Paddy pillywiggin screamed flying down from the hill!
"What's going on?" Paddy demanded to know! "What r u arguing about?"
"Well........." they both said at the same time.
"Stop copying me!" Sandy said furiously
"I wasn't copying u otherwise I wouldn't have said it at the same time as u!" Pine shouted as his face went as red bas a strawberry! "OH WELL THEN...." Before Sandy could finish Paddy spotted the machine and used her powers to fix it, she quickly pulled both of them inside it and closed the door! "Let us out Paddy" Pine said banging on the door. Paddy didn't hear but she wondered how it worked and what it did. She pushed this big red button that said push to activate. Paddy had no idea what it meant but she pushed it anyway, smoke filled the funny looking machine and Sandy or Pine were not making a sound. "Oh dear, what have I done!" Paddy shouted as they both came out the machine. Pine picked up a mirror and Sandy had a look at herself.
The machine is for teleporting objects, not for fairies or creatures! Witch means it went wrong, witch means something has happened to them, but what???
It had changed them both into one person! It was Sandy's head with Pine's body, the legs were also Pine's and the arms were Sandy's. They were one person, what was Paddy going to do? Ill tell you what she did.
The weird problem
Paddy quickly rushed to Poppy for help.
"Poppy! Oh Poppy. I've done something dreadful!" Paddy shouted running in the house. "Sh! I'm tring to grow a magic shrinking apple!" Poppy shouted as Paddy wasn't listening. "But Poppy...." Paddy tried to explain.
"SHH!" Poppy said staring at it, suddenly! Two apples came out of no where!
"Wow, what's that?" Paddy asked not hearing what Poppy said before.
"Don't you listen?" Poppy shouted angrily taking one of the apples.
Of course Paddy couldn't explain it to Poppy because she wasn't listening, and Paddy wasn't listening to Poppy about the shrinking apple.
"Do you mind if I take one of those?" Paddy asked.
"Course, help yourself" Poppy replied. Paddy took one and went outside to Pine and Sandy. "Guys, eat this" Paddy quickly said.
"Alright alright, keep your socks on" said Pine. He took a bite; of course Sandy didn't need to eat it... because they're attached!! As he bit it they quickly shrunk! "OH NO!! I'VE MADE IT WORSE!!" Paddy shouted panicking!
"I'll go ask Dom for help!" She said picking them up and rushing off to Dom's place.
"Dom!" Paddy panted.
"What's the big idea?" Dom said standing up from his knees.
"I... I! What were u doing before I came in?" Paddy wondered
"I've lost my pickle jar under the couch! Can you help me find it?"
"Can I borrow it if I find it?" Paddy asked
"Borrow only" Dom replied.
"Thanks!" Paddy said getting on her Knees and looking for the jar.
"Got it!" Paddy said pulling the jar from under the couch.
"There u go, u can borrow it but give it too me tomorrow afternoon" Dom shouted as Paddy ran out the door.
Paddy picked up Sandy and Pine and put them in the jar, she threw the lid in the bush. "There" she said pocking her face up the jar.
"Get us out of this mess!" Pine shouted!
"Before u know it we could end up invisible!" Sandy shouted!
Wait... stop right there! Invisible? What happened if it were to happen! Ooops, I have spoken to soon! That's right, it happens, and this is how...
"Take us to Larry!" Pine demanded!
"Now!" Sandy screamed in her tiny voice
"Alright alright, I'll take you too Larry, but I don't know what good it'll do!" Paddy said having a point. "Hm, she has a point" sandy thought. "Take us to Filly fairy!" Pine shouted in his tiny voice!
Paddy quickly flew off to Filly, who was in her garden.
"Filly!" Paddy shouted running towards her!
"What's up Paddy?" Filly asked. "Woah!" She said while looking at Pine and Sandy. "I know, can you help?" Paddy asked.
"Hm, I'll try" she said getting her wand out. "Dippidy dippidy dippidy dee, change these creatures in front off me!" With a wave of her wand Pine and Sandy were....... "INVISIBLE??" Paddy shouted amazed! "What did you do that for?" Paddy said loudly!
"Sorry, I... I!" Filly said while flying off!
"Great" Paddy said
"Take us to Sally!" Pine's voice came out of no where!
"Ok, let's hope this works!" Paddy said running off to next door where Sally lives.
KNOCK-KNOCK-BANG-BANG Paddy banged on Sally's door.
"It's open!" She shouted from the inside
"Sally" Paddy said opening the door
"Oh Sally, look what've done!" Paddy said pointing to the jar.
"An empty jar" Sally said while making a sandwich.
"We r here" Pine shouted.
"Woah! What did you do Paddy?" Sally said putting the cheese on the sandwich. "Well..." Paddy said explaining.
".... That's how it happened" Paddy said taking a big breath.
"Well, have you tried putting them back in the machine and trying it again?" Sally said calmly. "Oh, no I didn't!!" Paddy said angrily!! "Ill go do that!!"
So in the end they all got back, and Sandy promised Pine that she would never make a transport machine again!
The evil cousins!
One Happy morning was ruined. Every year Dom and Dandelion's cousin's come. The funny thing is, they have very similar names, but they are so different! For example, the cousins are rich, and Dom and dandelion aren't poor, but aren't rich either. Dandelion loves flowers, and Delilah loves destroying them. Dom is not bothered about poop on the farm that he works at, as where Dan (short for Daniel) thinks he's from a poop-free country. Their last conversation was about poop in fact.
They are from London, witch means they are used to big buildings and not much fields.
One Saturday morning Dom got a letter.
"Dandelion! We have a letter from our cousins!" Dom shouted up the stairs.
"NOO! Not the evil cousins!" She said rushing down the stairs
"They are not evil" Dom said opening the letter.
"Have you even met them?" Dandelion wondered
"Yes, last time was just..." Dom tried to think for a muinuit. "Let's open the letter!" He quickly said. This is what it read.....
Dear Dom and Dandelion,
I and Delilah are coming to visit for this month,
Make sure you have a gift for us waiting, and make sure we get seperate rooms!!
From Daniel and
Delilah...
"A GIFT??" Dandelion shouted! "Who do they think they are?!" She shouted again! "A seperate room and no please!!! And no love either! They can at least put love from! It's only one more word!!" She said furiously!
"Now now, I'm sure they are not as bad as they make out." Dom said calming her down.
A week later, on the first of April, they arrived! They ARE as mad as they make out! In fact they're worse! Look on what happens next.
The door opened without a knock and 20 suitcases dropped!
"I thought you were only staying for a month" Dandelion said to Delilah.
"I am, carry my cases to my room!" Delilah snapped!
"Are you kidding me?" Dandelion chuckled "Oh you're not kidding"
"Be careful with them they are the only things I have until the truck brings the rest of them tomorrow!" Delilah said with a high voice.
Meanwhile Dom was helping Dan with his suitcases.
"Hello poo man! I have come far away! From the land of soap and indoor toilets!" Said Dan.
"Oh this again!" Dom shouted
"Yes poo man" Dan said again
"Ok give it up!!!" Dom shouted angrily!
"Carry my things to my room.... Poo man" Dan said as he got a tissue round his hand and opened the front door.
"We are not germs you know" Dom said pulling 5 suitcases along.
"Always good to be on the safe side!!" Dan said putting the tissue in the bin.
"Uh" Dom sighed.
Delilah was putting her sheet on her bed cover.
"Ugh" she said looking at the wall paper. "Get me some purple paint!" She snapped again! "I only have violet" Dandelion said looking in the cupard
"Alright then Paint it on the walls!" She commanded!
Dandelion could not believe her ears! But she did it anyway!
The next day was Tuesday. Dan and Delilah stayed in bed until 12:00, when the truck carrying 1000 suitcases all for Delilah arrived and woke them up.
Delilah and Dan eat a big brecfast and no lunch. Witch means their brecfast is going to be very very posh!
"I'd like bacon egg sausage and toast for my breakfast with a side of pancakes with extra syrup!" Dan said rubbing his belly.
"I'll have bacon, two eggs chips and sausage... please!" Said Delilah
Dandelion couldn't believe her ears! A please! Finally they were getting somewhere! "Of course Delilah, I'll make Dom run down to the shops and get it for you" Dandelion said looking at Dan.
"Fine, please Dandelion!" Dan said while trying to smile.
"Alright, I'll get Dom to run down the shops and get it for you" she said again.
"No no no no no no no no no no no no no no, NO!" Dom shouted running down the stairs. "I am not running down the shop to get them some brecfast!"
"Oh please Dom, we are very hungry, please Dom!" Delilah pleaded.
"Please Dom" Dan pleaded too.
"Wait, did you just say... Please?" Asked Dom
"Please Dom, please!" Delilah and Dan asked at the same time.
"Alright then" Sighed Dom.
"You could use the exercise!!!" Dandelion shouted as Dom walked out the door.
The cousin's lessons
About 10 muinuits later Dom was back from the shops, he had everything they needed, except the most important thing! Their breakfast.
"I'm back!" Dom shouted comming through the door
"At last, what did you get?" Dandelion asked
"Well, I got washing up liquid, a new mop, and a book about dragons!" Replied Dom. "Dom" Dandelion said calmly
"Yep?" Said Dom
"You forgot the BREAKFAST!" Dandelion said not calmly
"Oh" Dom said tapping his finger on his chin
"The one thing we need most is the one thing you forget!" Dandelion shouted!
"More like the one thing I forget you need the most!!" Dom shouted back at her. "Oh please don't fight!" Dan said rushing down the stairs.
"Breakfast!!" Delilah snapped from the living room.
"Comming!!" Dandelion said back to her. "Go next door and see if Sally has any she can lend us!" Dandelion told Dom.
"Breakfast!!" Dan snapped
"Breakfast!!" Delilah snapped. Dandelion was so annoyed! She had a massive head ache! "BREAKFAST!" They both snapped!
"QUIET! Sorry, it's just...." Dandelion tried to say before Delilah said
"Where is our breakfast?!"
"... That's it! I'm giving you lessons!" Dandelion shouted pulling them towards the door. "What lessons!?" Delilah asked.
"Kind lessons, well nice lessons, well... Lessons to make you nice!" And with that Dandelion took them to the back of the back human garden!
Meanwhile Dom was next door wondering what to say when he rang the doorbell, he couldn't say "my evil cousins are here and they want some of your brecfast" now could he?
"Oh what to say" Dom said pasing up and Down infront of Sally's door.
"Ooh how about, can i borrow some brecfast?" He said to himself. "No no, Ooh how about... No." He wondered for ages, so long that Dandelion took her cousins to the garden by the time Dom thought!
"Here we are" Dandelion said while looking around. "This is where you will learn how to be nice"
"Oh whatever!" Said Delilah
"This is boring! When can we go?" Said Dan
"Uh" Dandelion said rolling her eyes.
"First, I'll ask you two a different question and you have to answer politely" said Dandelion. "Delilah, I am very busy today so can you make your own breakfast?" Dandelion asked.
"No! I will not! You will make it for me now!" Delilah ordered
"NO!" Dandelion shouted "that's so wrong!" She shouted again.
"Dan, will you hand me a tissue please?" Dandelion asked politely.
"No! I mean, sure!" Dan tried to say politely.
"Good, you can do better though" Dandelion tried to say like a teacher.
"Delilah, ask me a question politely" Said Dandelion
"Dandelion, can you hand me a glass of water please?" Delilah asked.
"Here you go" Dandelion said pretending to hand her a cup
"Thankyou Dandelion" Delilah said pretending to drink a glass of water.
"Good!!" Dandelion said while jumping up and down. "Dan, ask me one"
"Alright" Dan said scratching his head and passing up and down. "Dandelion, would you like a fruit bar?" Dan asked.
"Yes please!" Dandelion replied
"Here you go" Dan said handing her a pretend bar.
"Thanks" Dandelion said pretending to eat it.
"IM HERE!!" Dom said running up to them panting. "It took forever but..." Dom said panting some more! "I got it, I got your breakfast!" He said handing them a plastic bag full of food. "Thanks Dom!" Dan shouted taking the bag off him. "Guys, can I borrow your oven?" Delilah asked looking in the bag.
"You don't have to be THAT nice, what's mine is yours" She said nodding at her. Delilah and Dan went back to the house, while Dandelion persuaded Dom to take her flower picking.
THUMP! THUMP! BANG! THUMP! Went the human Mom, she was going to do some gardening next to the little fence. Dandelion stopped as soon as she saw the human, "Dom!!" She whispered.
"Dandelion, go behind that tree" He said standing still. He didn't hide and he went back to the house, Delilah and Dan didn't know about the humans.
"Delilah, Dan quick hide!" He said running in.
"What?" Delilah said eating her breakfast.
"The humans, they're coming!" Dom replied
"What, humans?!" Dan shouted dropping the bag of bacon.
"Yes! Quick!" Dom said running out. Delilah and Dan quickly hid in the back garden of their house.
THUMP-BANG-THUMP! The eldest daughter, Sophie, had her friend round called Lucy. They were playing with their dolls.
"Sophie, their house cal be over there by that fence!" Lucy said pointing to the fence. "Sure, MY doll is called Hannah" said Sophie
"But MINE was going to be called Hannah!" Lucy moaned
"I thought of it first!!!" Sophie said brushing her dolls hair.
"I'm the guest!!" Lucy shouted!
"It’s MY house and MY garden and MY dolls." Sophie screamed!
"Yours is always called Hannah in my garden too!" Lucy said.
"She’s got a point!!" Dandelion whispered from her hiding spot!
"Shush!!" Dom said listening to their conversation.
"Imp going home!!" Lucy stormed off in a hurry.
"Wait...!” Sophie said chasing after her.
"Are they gone??" Delilah said coming out her hiding place. Just as she got out Sophie and Lucy came back. "Thanks for letting mine be called Hannah" Lucy said sweetly. "Well u offered me a lolly pop and a pound, I couldn’t say no!" She said sucking her lolly and staring at her pound. "Mine will be called... Jessica!" Sophie said putting her doll on the floor. Lucy spotted the trees behind the fence, "hey those trees could be their park!" She said pointing to them. "Its beyond the fence though, it’s a wood. Not allowed." Sophie said truthfully.
"If we be quiet, we could go in!" Lucy whispered.
"Ok!!" Sophie followed her. Suddenly everyone began to panic!! But before they could go beyond the fence, Snookums was in the corner of the garden, (no one went that corner, it was his corner!!) Snookums saw the two girls, "something always interuppts me!" He thought, as we ran over too them! He started barking as if they were intruders. "Shush! Quiet Snookers!!" Sophie said patting him on the head. "GIRLS!!" The mum shouted from the kitchen, "How many times have I told you about going behind the fence!”
"Umm...." Sophie thought for a muinuit, and then said "how many times have we done it?"
"About five times!" She said angrily.
"Well then at least five times" she shouted back.
"Come inside not for tea" the mum said laying the table. As they walked away all the creatures started to cheer!!
"YAY FOR SNOOKUMS!"
"YAY FOR SNOOKUMS!"
"YAY FOR SNOOKUMS!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WOO HOO!!" They all cheered and threw tiny dog treats at him! He caught them before they even passed the fence. "Hurray for Snookums!!" Delilah shouted! "Thanks Snookums!" Dan shouted.
"Looks like there's no need for a lesson anymore" Dandelion said to herself.
The cousins were nice for the rest of the month. They even had a ride on Snookums!!
Introducing the Tooth fairies!
Every knows the Tooth fairies, right? When you lose a tooth and you leave it under your pillow they come and collect it and leave money in its place.
Well, there are actually 4 Berry/fruit fairies in the little creature town, but they live in the 2nd biggest palace, the 1st biggest is the Queen's palace! The 2nd is the Queen tooth fairy's palace. Her workers live there two, they are called...
Blueberry age 10, she loves collecting teeth and is very kind. The next one is called Rasberry, She is a bit naughty but thats only because she is the youngest age 9. 3rd is Blackberry, and he is the eldest, age 13. The last Berry fairy is called Strawberry, age 12. Those are the fruit fairies, now there is the Diamond fairies. Crystal age 12, Ruby age 11 and Sapphire age 12. Ruby is the Youngest, Then Sapphire, then Crystal. They live in the Diamond part of the palace. It is COVERED in Diamonds and the other palace has Berry's growing on it!
They travel all around the world! If they are only going up the road, only 1 goes, if its a different country, 2 go! If its the otherside of the world, i think about all of them go! So anyway, this is the Diamond tooth fairies job since January!!! The fruit fairies get it ALL the time, but only two Dimond fairies need to go! When there is 3!!!
One Monday morning the Diamond fairies get their first job. The Queen sended her guards to go find the girls, they had to search the whole palace! The girls were in Sapphire's room looking in a magazine. The guards knocked on the door. Ruby opened it and saw the guards, she was a bit suprised!! "Um please come in" She said letting them through. "What do we owe the plesure?" Crystal said to herself sarcasticly. "You girls have a tooth to collect!" The guards stood streight like soldgers. "YES!!" Sapphire said jumping up! "No no, not all of you" One guard said comming in a bit more.
"Oh, so wich one of us is going?" Ruby asked.
"You mean wich one of you is staying!" A guard behind said.
"What do you mean?" Sapphire said looking confused.
"Only 2 of you can go!!" The front guard said instantly!
"It's ok, i'll stay behind. I always stay behind when only 2 can go" Ruby said colouring. "Yes, wich is why another has to stay instead" Crystal said looking at her. "I vote Crystal!" Sapphire said putting her hand in the air. Crystal looked at her, then looked at Ruby. "Do you vote me too?" Asked Crystal.
Ruby shruged, and said "you do ALWAYS go out, its ither me or Sapphire that stays in" Ruby said truthfully.
"True, ok i'll stay" she said not feeling sad.
"Sure?" Ruby asked
"Posative!!" Crystal replied.
"Ok then, come on Ruby! Let's go to the Dimond gadget room!!" She said running down the palace hall. Ruby ran after her. Crystal waved as they ran down the hall. She slammed the door on the guards, turned the music up high and jumped back on the bed. Then she realized it wasn't her room so she went back to her own room and did the same thing.
The Gadget room and The Plan!
The two girls finally got too the gadget room, only by running! They had to stop several times when guards walked past them. (Your not allowed to run!!)
"Here is the Gadget room!" Sapphire said stopping at a Small door, Small enough that about a cat could fit through it! (That was all!) They crawled through the tiny door and as they crawled the tunnel seemed to get bigger and bigger and bigger untill they could stand up.
They came to this big room, filled with gadgets. For example, a sack to cary the tooth in, a massave pouch to carry the human money in, some soft slippers so when you walk the humnans cant hear you, a shrink ray, to shrink them selfs if the tooth if too far under the pillow, some snacks (that dont make a crunchy noise,) a drink, and sleep pouder just incase the human is about to wake up.
"Now, what shal we take?" Ruby asked.
"Well, we have to take the tooth sack, and the pouch to take the money in, and how about...." Sapphire said reaching for the snacks.
"How about.... the sleep pounder?" Ruby replied.
"Oh, sure" Sapphire said scoffing down a snack.
"Come on!!" Ruby said packing the stuff... "and stop eating"
"Got it!!" Sapphire said throwing the rapper away.
"Umm these are quite nice" Ruby said to herself eating one! Sapphire saw her and stared at her in astonishment. "What? These are lovely!!" Ruby said throwing the rapper away. "Come on!" Sapphire said pulling her out the door.
They hedded too the transport lift...
"Now what?" Sapphire said looking at the door.
"I don't know, let's try this" Ruby said pushing some buttons on a key pad. The lift suddenly shot up. Then it went out the building into the air!! "Uhh" Ruby said as her face turned green. "Whats wrong?" Sapphire asked.
"Im air sick" replied Ruby.
"Don't be sick on my lovely shoes!!" Sapphire closed her eyes.
"I wont, it's 10 'o' clock, we have to get there before 12!" Ruby said forgeting the height.
"Well then, lets go!" Ruby said jumping out the lift! Diamond fairies need a good height before flying or els they will fall. Sapphire jumped out after her.
It was Half 10, the 2 fairies were on their way to the little girls house. On the way they Bumped into someone! It was...
"EMERALD!!" Sapphire shouted at the top of her voice!! "Your off Holiday!!" She shouted again. "Yep. France was lovely! I had to collect 3 teeth though. The croissants had sprinkles on!! And the hot chocolates were made with hot water, instead of milk!! Thats my favourite way to have hotchocolate! It also had a Big Marshmellow!!" Emerald said out of breath.
"WHAT??? THATS WRONG!!" Ruby said Shocked!
"I know, making you work on your holidays is low! Even for the queen!" Sapphire said just as shocked.
"No! I mean a BIG marshmellow in hot chocolate!! Its supposed to be Little ones!!!" Said Ruby. Sapphire and Emerald both rased their eyebrows.
"What?" Ruby said confused.
"Well, bye guys! I'll spead too you after when your back" said Emerald.
"Bye!!" Sapphire and Ruby said together! They waved as she went out of sight.
"So what's the plan?" Ruby asked.
"Well..." Sapphire Explained the Plan. She wrote it down on a list. It looked like this...
1st: Fly to Adress 33 Lemon close
.
2nd: Find a Open window, or a cat/dog flap Plan B if there is no window open or cat flap: Come back Tomorrow or when human is out.
3rd: Grab tooth and put in bag (Avoid Humans mouth when breathing in because you can get sucked in!!)
4th: Get magic money bag, do spell on how much money you think the tooth is worth then put money under pillow
.
5th: Fly home and sleep until morning!
Extra plan if human has left a letter: Find peice of paper and pen, use magic to cut in a curly wave
. Write a reply and on back put who collected his/her tooth.
"That's a good plan!" Ruby said looking at the list
"Thanks!"
"Nice writing too! I like red! It's the colour of most Rubys'
"Yep, now come on! Let's get that tooth!!!" Sapphire said grabbing Ruby's hand and Flying fast like lightning!
Collecting the Tooth!
It was nearly 12 'o' clock, the house was in site! They were excited, it had been their first job since... well, for ages!!!
"Look, Sapphire, there is Lemon close! And i can see the house!" Ruby said flying slow. "Yes, now fly faster! It's nearly Twelve!" Sapphire said Flying fast.
"Oh right!" She flew faster.
Soon they finally got too the house. The house was the size of an average house but the problame was it had loads of windows, the girls had no idea wich window was the bedroom.
"Well, what do we do now?" Ruby asked.
"Find an open window" Sapphire said flying around too the back.
"Oh yea" Ruby flew around the side looking for a window.
"Here Ruby!" Sapphire said looking in a window.
"How do you know its this window?" Ruby asked trying too look through.
"Because it has Pink curtains. Just a guess,may be wrong" Sapphire replied.
"You stay here and i'll find an open window"
"Why do i have to stay here?" Ruby asked.
"Cause, I will open every curtain a bit too look through and if i see you i know its the right room!" Sapphire said smiling.
"Oh fine" Ruby said crossing her arms. Sapphire flew off round the front, she found an open window, it was the bathroom one, she was sure. She flew through.
Meanwhile Ruby was bored out of her mind!
"Bored is boaring!" She said stamping her feet on the window ledge. She spotted a little playhouse, she flew down into it and she picked up a note pad and pen, she wrote on it, this is what she wrote...
Sapphire, this is the right window, I'm playing in the playhouse!!
She got some bluetack and stuck it on the window. After that she flew down back too the playhouse and plaid.
Anyway, Sapphire was trying to get up the stairs. (She cant fly because when fairies fly they make a Jingle noise) She got up and felt like she had done 100 Jumping jacks. She panted like Snookums for a bit but then she started walking into the first room.
"Hmm" She thought. "How am i going to get up there without flying?" But then she spotted the desk.
She climbed up on the bed post and jumped onto the desk, she climbed up the mirror and then she got on the window ledge where there was an alarm clock. She opened the curtains slightly and there was no Ruby (or note), she had a good look at the face and it looked like it was the little girls granny, so she walked out. She walked into a room that had loads of signs on the door, such as "don't come in" or "keep out" or "enter if you dare," but Sapphire dared. Inside the room was, well.. for a start there was posters of singers all over the walls, second everything was black, dark red or purple. Sapphire was horrified when she saw the sceleton alarm clock.
"It's like a nightmare, inside a nightmare!" She walked under the curtains that were plain Dark purple and saw no Ruby. "Oh dear" She said jumping down off the ledge. She walked too the next room. She saw just a plain colour and a double bed with NO PEOPLOE IN!! It was the perants, she was hoping they didn't come too bed when she was upstairs, the last thing she needed was too be spotted by a human, let alone she might have nightmares about the room before. She walked out and went too the next room up, it had a toilet in, "Wrong room!!" She said dashing out. She went the the LAST ROOM upstairs. There was a 5 year old girl in a bed, Sapphire opened the curtains and there was a note, she read it... "UGHH! Stupid Ruby" She said to herself.
Meanwhile stupid Ruby was playing connect 4 with a baby doll (figures), she wondered if Sapphire had found the tooth. She dropped a red counter into the slot, the score was 8-3, (the baby doll was the 8).
Sapphire was just putting the money under the pillow, she thought a 5 year old girl wouldn't have much use for money so she gave her a pound and put a bag of sweets under her pillow.
"That should do it!" She said waking out down the stairs. To her suprise there was no perants downstairs, so she thought that the granny could be babysitting for the day or something. She flew out off the downstairs bathroom window. She flew too the playhouse and hid behind the baby doll.
"There I've made my shot, you try now!!" Said Ruby. Ruby was about too put the counter in for the baby doll but then... "I can put in my own counter thanks" Sapphire said pretending too be the baby doll. Ruby looked at the baby doll calmly... "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" Ruby flew out the playhouse and went home! "That will teach her to stay where she is from now on!!" Ruby thought to herself.
Filly meets Sly
"Dandelion!" Dom shouted "are you ready or what?" Today Dom was taking Dandelion to the fair.
"Comming!" She said running downstairs.
"Wich fair?" She asked.
"Well i think The fair for creatures, not the human fair!" Dom said sarcasticly.
"Ok then" Dandelion said while putting her shoes on.
While Dandelion and Dom were walking to the fair, meanwhile Filly the Fairy was Watering her Plants at the allotment gardens. When you look up from the gardens, you can see the big fair wheel. Filly had Purple flowers, carrots, magic plants and tomato plants in her Patch. Next door to hers was a pumpkin Patch. The pumpkins were small, someone was growing them for halloween, wich was a month away. "What pretty pumpkins!" Filly said to herself. "Why thankyou!" Came a voice from the shed.
"Who's there?" Said Filly
"My name is Sly" said the voice "who might you be?"
"Filly" said Filly. She thought that only gobblins had names like Sly, or Mischief. "Are you a Gobblin?" Filly asked
"Why, Yes i am" Said Sly Politely
"May you come out?" Filly asked
"Aslong as you dont run away, I am quite ugly-looking" Said Sly
"I wont Run" Filly said looking terrified
"Well..." Sly said Strangly.
"Come out at once or i will come in myself!" Filly said bravely.
"Alright" With that Sly came out. He was very badly-looking indeed. He had green skin, Yellow toes and Black Thumb nails, and a poisonous wart at the end of his nose. "Goodness gracious!!" Filly said at once to herself.
"Too shay" she said to Sly. Sly shruged in dismay.
"Im sorry, i just wasn't expecting such..." She stopped talking and thought that it would be rude to say that he was so ugly, "...Beauty" She said without thinking of anything els. "Why thanks!!" Sly said happily.
"Shal we be friends?" Filly asked.
"We shal!!" Sly said Pleased. Filly picked up her things. "Where are you going to?"
"My grandmother's, I shan't be all day" she replied.
"Okay" Sly said with a slight Grin on his face. Filly Nodded and walked eagerly round the corner, when Sly wasn't in sight she ran to her grandmother's house.
"Grandma!" She said Banging on the door.
"Filly?" Came a nice voice "come in deer." Filly rushed in like there was no tomorrow. "Grandma!!" She said eagerly.
"Whatever's the matter?" Said Filly's Grandmother.
"Who's Sly, i met someone called Sly and he looks suspicious, he's a..." Before Filly could finsih her Grandmother said "Goblin"
"How did you know?" Filly asked
"Sly Is a Gobbling Goblin" She replied.
"What's that?" Said Filly
"Gobbling Gobblins eat lots and never get fat. They will do anything to get food that they like" Said Filly's Grandmother.
"What food in paticular?" Filly asked curiously.
"Well, they like to drink the juice of Pink, Orange, Red and Purple flowers.
They..."
"Did you say.. Purple flowers?" Filly asked
"Yes, as i was saying, They.."
"Oh NO!" Filly said sadly
"Whatever's the matter?" Her Grandmother said.
"I grow Purple flowers!" Filly said with her head down
"I know, tell me everything after i've spoke, now... They eat AND drink Carrots, Tomatos and Cucumbers, never give a Gobble gobblin magic plants, they can use it too grow, the more they grow the more trouble they are"
"Oh... Well... WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE I LEFT MY PATCH OF FOOD!!" Filly said Loud!
"Dont you dare get shouty with me young lady" Said her gran. Filly stopped for a moment, then she said "Pumpkins!!" loudly.
"Pumpkins?" Said Gran.
"He grew Pumpkins!!" Filly said Louder than the first time.
"Thats Impossible, they are elergic to Pumpkins" Gran said Standing up.
"He did want to stay in the shed though, that's it! He never grew pumpkins he was liying! He just wants my Food! I've grown them for years i have to stop him!" Filly said Running out
"Bye" Her Granmother said with her hand in the air.
Filly flew as fast as her wings could carry her, by the time she got there Sly was drinking her last Purple flower. "NOO!!" She said running to him.
"Ooops" said Sly. Filly Grabbed a Pumpkin and cut it in half using magic, she threw the seeds at him and Sly grabbed a carrot and ran for his dear life! (well, not so dear) "Phew" Filly said with a Puff. She planted more purple flower seeds and put pumpkin seeds and strings from inside the pumpkin all round the ellotment gardens to stop any Gobble gobblins getting in there again!
Dandelion gets ill
Dom and Dandelion were just getting off the 'Spinning cups' and making their way to get some ice cream from the 'ice cream stall'.
"Hello little Boy" said the Man at the Stall "wich flavour
"Mister, I am a 13 year old boy" Said Dom.
"I'd have the Choco Chip with a flake and a free toy if i were you" Said the man at the stall
"Stop winding me up and i want the Mint choco chip and two coffee please.." he said tall and proud "... And can i have the free toy?" He said quietly.
"Ho ho" Said the man "two? Let me guess, Mint choco chip for your little sis and TWO Coffe's for you?" He said laughing!
"Yes, Dom took the ice creams and left the money on the side.
"Ho ho!" Said the man Laughing.
"Let's go on the big wheel!!" Dandelion shouted
"Only one ticket left, you go on ill wait here" Dom said eating the last cone of the ice cream.
"Alright" she said scared, she took the ticket and licked her ice cream like she never licked before! When Dom couldn't see her anymore she put her scared face on. "Oh dear" she said giving the lady at the stand her ticket.
"Don't worry" said the man. Dandelion sat on the chair and it went up and up and up and round until she was at the top, then it stopped. It was letting someone els on. Dandelion sucked her ice cream lots until when she took her mouth off it the ice cream fell off her cone and below, it landed on Filly's Patch of carrots. Filly looked up and said "It's raining ice cream!!"
Dandelion had nothing to suck, so she sucked her thumb. Sitting next to Dandelion was a Little boy with a red nose and bags under his eyes. He sneezed all over Dandelion and She Breathed it in. "Bless you" Said Dandelion. "You might stop talking too me, i have the creature flu"
"O.M.G" Dandelion thought to herself. "No biggy" She said outloud.
"Wow your brave!" said the Little boy. Then he got offf at the bottow when it stopped. Dandelion was as scared as a Dryad on a Human Motorway.
She rushed off and went to tell Dom, who was sitting on a bench eating another ice cream (flavour Strawberry). "Dom!!" She shouted
"Scared?" Dom said "it's not that high... Is it??" He said looking up at the wheel. "No!! Dom!! I think i have the Creature Flu" She said looking worried.
"What on earth makes you say that?" Dom said throwing his paper ice cream cup in the bin. "A boy had it, and i was sitting next too him!!"
"Never, The first sign in your Face turning Blue!!" Dom said. Suddenly Dandelion's face went Royal Blue!! "Oh god" Dom said
"What?!" Dandelion said Crossly. Dom grabbed her arm and ran home with her. He lay her on the couch and put a cold cloth on her head, he sat next to her and told her what sort of flu she could come down with...
Dandelion get's Brownie Flu
There are 3 types. Blue flu is the one Dandelion might have, it's where you get strange dreams (Dryads dont uselly get dreams!!), And the second Flu is where you start seeing certain colours diffrently, (with the second one you also get where you start to not being able to walk.) Last of all is the 'Brownie flu where Brownies just magically come down with it and can only pass it on to other brownies Drayads, Pillywiggins or Gobblins. 'Brownie Flu is where you get all the affects.
Dom gave her some tablets and told her all the types. Then he said "what did the boy look like?"
"Well, Small Brown beard, Points red hat (a bit like a gnome) and fat nose" Dandelion replied. "Dear lord, that sounds like a brownie! You've got the Brownie flu." Dom said sadly. Brownie flu is bad, if your under the aged of 12 or over the aged of 100, (140 is where you start geting old in creature years) you can die. Dom grabbed the phone and called the doctor that deals with Flu.
"Well, this is a very rare type of Flu. Dandelion, i'm afraid you have Brownie flu" said the Doctor. Dandelion looked at Dom all sad-like. "This past few years they've descovered a new type that has come from australia, still called Brownie flu, but you only have Strange dreams, and you can't stop eating certain things. I cant quite pradict what you will suddenly LOVE, but it will be something you don't like that much at this moment..." Before the Doctor could finish Dom shouted out "PRAWNS!!!" They both looked at him. "You HATE Prawns!!!" He said to Dandelion.
"It will be something sugary, you might want her on a bit of a diet until she starts Craving sugary stuff" Doctor said to Dom.
"That will be impossible, Dom had tried all sorta of diets!!! Like... Weight spiers for example, I mean, he's tried lot and Weight spiers is the only one where he's seen his plan thingy and not ran out the door!!!" Dandelion said while the Doctor put a thingy in her mouth that checked her temperature. Dandelion have a massave sneaze "ACHOO!" She splattered,
"Bless you" said Dom and Doc at the same time.
"I'll be off, call me tomorrow and tell me how she's doing" said the Doctor giving dom a card. "See ya doc" said Dom. At the bottom of the card said 'Dom, might wanna try Weight-losers, Doc.' Dom chucked the paper on the floor furiously.
That night, Dandelion didn't want to her bad dreams so she tried to stay awake, the more she tried, the tierder she got.
"I can't fall asleep" Dandelion chanted to herself "I can't fall asleep, I can't fall asleep" she went on until 11:00, then she fell asleep. By the time 12:30 came she was rolling around and sweating in her sleep, she kept saying "No, no no!!" She woke Dom up by mistake and he came in and shook her and said "SHUT UP" Then he slowly walked back to bed as Dandelion shutted up.
Dryads of the Carribean!
Dandelion woke up on a wooden floor, she looked up to find she was in the middle of a room with a Posh, olden-look Carpet next to her on the floor, with a desk and ships' in bottles on the side. She stood up and went to the desk, it had a ink bottle with a feather sticking out if it. Then, Suddenly the door flung open and there stood someone who looked like Black beared of 'Pirates of the Carribean' she once saw. He came over too her.
"Where am i?" Dandelion asked rubbing her head.
"Dont be stupid, you got knocked off Dom sparrow's ship and i saved your life, in return you will be a worker here on my ship!" Said Black beared
"Your a... Brownie? Wait.. DOM!" Dandelion shouted
"I am a brownie, and Dom sparrow is comming for you, wich is why you will remain in the cage" said Black beared. Dandelion had a Confused look on her face and thought, "this is MY dream, i dont have to be in a cage" she closed her eyes and scrunched her face up tight, then suddenly the cage dissapeared, and she was free. She ran out the Captain's room and ran over to the end of the boat. She looked through the fog and spotted a Ship in the distance headding for Black beared's ship. She jumped and waved her arms while screaming at the top of her voice, "DOM SPARROW, OVER HERE DOM!!" Then, Dom (wearing a strange pirate outfit) slid down on a rope and grabbed her and pulled her up to the top of the ship, then he jumped off the ship and headded for the water. "Dom! What are doing? You know i cant swim. I dont want to Die!!" Shouted Dandelion.
"I've only just met you" Said Dom sparrow. Then, Suddenly she and Dom landed on the boat. "WHAT? WE WERE MILES AWAY!" Dandelion screamed. "Your dream, you decide what happenes" Said Dom Sparrow.
"Cool, I WANNA WAKE UP!!" She shouted! Then, The sea dissapeared, all the crew, the ship and then Dom. She woke up in bed with Dom sitting next to her in her bedroom. "You ok?" Dom asked.
"Yes. Thankyou Dom sparrow" Said Dandelion, forgetting it was a dream.
"Dom sparrow?" Dom chuckled.
"Sorry, night night" Dandelion said tuning to the other side.
"Night" he whispered, then walked out the room to his bedroom.
Dandelion gets better eventually, but before that she has plenty more dreams and not seeing colours is becomming a nusance. I'll show you why...
One Wednesday morning was possibly the worst Wednesday ever.
Dom had may aswel become Dandelions servent. He was making her drinks, switching lights and TV's on and off. In fact, he actually lost 2 pounds JUST running around for dandelion. That afternoon Dom was going to treat Dandelion too some ice cream, and not just any ice cream!!! Her favourite Make, Worntons.
"Dandelion, I have a suprise for you!" Dom slowly walked into the lounge where Dandelion was liying on the couch. "A new Wand?" She said sitting up. "No, I'm taking you too..."
"Where? Spit it out!" Dandelion said Excited.
"... Worntons!!! Too get Ice cream!!" Dom said Jumping up and down.
"Oh" Dandelion said sadly
"Don't you wanna go?"
"Well, is it a trick question?" Dandelion said smiling
"Nope!!!" Dom said smiling
"Then YES!!!" Dandelion tried to stand up but then wobbled and looked at Dom, "I forgot about that" he said. "Light bulb" he said slowly staring into space. "A Pushchair!!!"
"What?" Dandelion said not liking the idea.
"You know, a Pram"
"What?" Dandelion said.
"A BUGGIE! AM I NOT SPEAKING ENGELISH...?" Dom Asked.
"No no no don't say it again!!!" Dandelion replied
"Why?"
"I'll look like a fool!!"
"No you wont. Whoever laughs, i will rough them up!!!" Dom said Punching the palm of his hand. "I'm doomed" Dandelion said to herself.
Worntons catastrophe!!!
It was strange seeing dom walking down the streets with a pushchair/ Pram/ Buggie. Especially when someone said "who is the lucky landy?" or "is it a boy or girl?" or even "aww." The 'lucky lady' one discusted Dandelion 100%. Dandelion Had a Blanket over her so she didn't get embarresed.. It didn't work!!! No one saw her but she felt embarresed. She didn't want people seeing her in a pram, but she also didn't want anyone knowing she had Brownie flu, especialy with a blue face!!! People would scream in horror at her!
"Are we there yet?" Dandelion whispered from under the blanket
"We're just coming up New street" Replied dom
"Cool, are we about to pass anyone we know?"
"I don't think so" Dom looked around and then said "we'll pass a girl in about 1 minuit"
"Describe her to me" Dandelion whispered
"Ginger hair, tied in a bun... she has a light green dress and green shoes with pom poms on and...
"WAIT!!" Dandelion whispered a bit louder. "Did u say, pom poms? Do the pom poms look like balls of leaves? And do the shoes curl at the front?" Dandelion asked.
"Not sure, i think..."
"THIS IS REDICULOUS!!" Dandelion threw off the blanket and had a look. The girl was about 30 seconds away... Dom ran as fast as his short legs and chunky body could carry him! He ran (it seemed like walking fast) to the blanket, picked it up and ran back. 20, 19, 18, 17...
"Hurry, Dom!!! She whispered. The girl was about 12 seconds away! 11, 10...
Dom chucked the blanket over Dandelion and started pushing the Pram, he whispered to Dandelion "who is she?"
"A new girl from my school, her name is Daphne, Daphne the dryad!" Replied Dandelion.
"Dom acted natrual and she stopped and started at him for about 5 seconds and then finally said "are you Dom? Dom as in Dandelion's older brother?" Before Dom could answer Daphne said "you have a child?" Again, before Dom could deny Dandelion said again "aren't you a bit young?"
"SHUT UP!!" Dom said loudly. For once Daphne had nothing to say.
"Sorry! I'm a bit stressed, this is my little cousin... uhh, called Delilah!" Dom lied.
"WAAAAA!" Came a fake cry from the blanket
"Is your cousin crying?" She said reaching for the blanket.
"Uhh, he's fine, I mean she" he corrected himself
"Oh well then, best be off!" she said walking away. "Tell Dandelion i said hi...!"
"That was a close one" Dom said wiping his forehead. Dandelion slowly took off the blanket. "HE? YOU HAD TO SAY... HE?!?"
"Hey hey now, I'm taking you out for ice cream now aren't i?"
"I guess so. When are we there?"
"Good god! We only left the house about 8 minuits and 35 seconds ago, 34, 33, 32, 31, 30..." Dom said counting fown.
"I get the picture!" She said putting the blanket back on.
In Worntons, there were shelfs stacked with chocolate bunnys, chocolate eggs, and anything chocoolate! EVEN... A chocolate fountain! Even MARZIPAN! Yummy! Lots of treats and...
"Your holding up the line Mister" Said the man behind the counter
"Sorry" and with that Dom moved, paticularly towards the fountain.
"What flavour do you want?" Dom asked Dandelion without looking at her.
"Hm, maybe... Tropical sorbey!" Dandelion replied
"Righty 'o' then!" He said walking up to the counter. The man was a tall, and thin Gnome, and behind him was a girl, about Dom's age.
"What can i get you?" The man said getting the scoop.
"Uhh, a... uhh"
Dandelion clicked and whispered "Tropical sorbey!"
"Yeah right, Sorbey tropical" he said staring at the girl. She smiled at him then looked down and started to read her book again.
"Tropical sorbey please, Mister!" Dandelion said. The man looked at Dandelion for a second then pulled an alarm and everyone ran out screaming "BLUE FACE, BROWNIE FLU! EVERYONE CLEAR OUT!"
Dom and Dandelion traded looks and then Dom did the ice cream himself leaving money on the counter. Dom pushed the pram agrily and said "Im soo angry!"
When they were home he pushed the pram then dumped Dandelion on the couch and got a bananna and said "I'm soo angry!"
"I can tell by your vilant banna chewing" Dandelion said licking her ice cream.
Dom's first crush!!!
By Friday later that week Dom was still not speaking to Dandelion, wich was becoming a problame. Dom didn't bother to make food for Dandelion so she had to crawl and make it herself. Dom wouldn't carry her to the Toilet so again, she had to crawl. Dom gained the 2 pounds he had lost , well, maybe a bit of extra weight.
"Dom! Please speak to me!" She said. "How come your angry at me?"
"It was that girl, wasn't it? I made her scared because of this" she said pointing at her blue face. Dom smiled at her and said
"I've never had a crush before"
"Yes you have, what about... oh... what about the time when..." She said scratching her head. "It wasn't my fault she ran off! YOU Didn't put the blanket on top of me!"
"I guess so" he said eating some popcorn out a bowl. Then the door bell rang. Dom went to answer it. It was the doctor. "Top of the morning to you dom! Is Dandelion here?" He said.
"Top of the morning, And yes, come on in" Dom said standing to one side.
"I have Dandelion's results, she is all clear. The flu should wear off in a few days or so" The doctor said giving a paper.
"What's this?" Dom said looking at the paper.
"It's a prescription for Dandelion's tablets"
"I thought you said it was all clear?!" Dom said putting the Prescription on the Kitchen counter.
"It wont wear off without tablets" Said the doctor.
"Right" Dandelion said sucking a lolly pop.
The following week Dandelion was walking again, and her face was as cream as ever! Dom was waling to the Discount shop to get a new puzzle. As he was passing Worntons, the girl came out that Dom saw before.
"Happy days!" He said to himself
"Hello" she said
"Umm hi!!!" Dom said as cheerful as ever.
"My name is Nelly, Nelly the gnome" she said. She seemed quite shy.
"I'm Dom"
"I..." A voice came from inside Worntons. "Ah, that will be my father. Goodbye!" She gave him her number on a peice of paper and then ran off.
Dom went home smiling like a ray of sunshine! "What's up with you?" Dandelion said "AND WERE'S THE PUZZLE?"
"Oh Sod the puzzle!" He said looking at her
"Gosh, what got into you?" Dandelion said switching the TV off
"I got that girl's num..."
"WAIT! Let me see!" Dom handed her the paper and Dandelion looked at him and said "aww!"
"Aww what?" He said slightly less happier.
"Dear me brother Dom, this only has 8 didgets" She said screwing up the paper
"Oh, i never really liked her anyway" he said getting his backpack out the storage cubard
"Awesome, no sob story tonight then!" Dandelion said to herself
"What?" Dom asked
"Nothing!!!!!!!" Dandelion immidietly Sat back down on the couch.
Dandelion was right, Dom didn't complain anymore than Pine does, like everyday! Talking about Pine, he was up to no happiness again... Or Was he?
The Hunt for Pine!
One Beautiful Monday morning turned out to be a moody monday for every one! Especially Pine. Here's the story...
"Poppy?" A Voice whispered. "Poppy?! Poppy!!!!" Paddy the Pillywiggin was trying to wake up her older cousin Poppy the Pillywiggin.
"Paddy shush, it's..." Poppy said looking at her clock. "Twelve 'o' clock..." Paddy said pushing Paddy off her bed. "TWELVE 'O' CLOCK?" Poppy quickly made her bed and slipped on her Ruby Red dress!
"Paddy, why didn't you wake me up?"
"I've been trying to wake you up for the past 15 minuits! I'm starving!"
"Well, IM LATE! Go bother someone els for breakfast!" Popphy said rushing into the bathroom and slamming the door.
"Fine... I'm going to go and try to make Pine's face to Red or blue!!! Or maybe even Purple!" She said running out the door.
"Paddy where's my..." Poppy shouted from inside the bathroom "found it! Nevermind!"
While Poppy was getting ready, Paddy was in the Buttercup Medow. In the distance, above all the human-sized buttercups, Paddy could see a small yellow hat. She walked over to it, hoping that the little pointy hat belonged to Pine. When she got there, she noticed it wasn't pine, but it was Susan the Sprite making a Buttercup chain.
"Oh, it's you" Paddy said looking all glum-like
"Sorry to dissapoint. Who were you expecting?" Said Susan
"Pine"
"As in Pixie?" Susan said confused
"Yes"
"But he hates you"
"Gee thanks!" Paddy said sitting down on the grass. "Do you know where he is?"
"Um, I think i may have passed him down there by the bee-hive. That's a good job though hey?"
"Why?" Asked Paddy
"You like bees, right? All Pillywiggins love bees!" Susan said getting back to her chain making.
"True stuff" Paddy said picking a Buttercup. She gave it to Susan
"Cheers, It's about half a mile up the medow"
"Umm, Cheers... Susan" Paddy said walking off. "Cheers? We weren't having a drink and banging our cups together were we? No, we weren't!" She said to herself.
Meanwhile Poppy had just left the building then realised that she left Paddy in there so had to go check to see if she would be ok by herself.
"Paddy!" Poppy called. It took about 50 calls until Poppy realised Paddy was gone. "I must have upset her?! When i said 'go bother someone els!' Oh dear" Poppy rushed out the flats and called for her, but there was no answer.
"Susan should know! Paddy always hangs out with Susan!" Poppy rushed to Susan's house.
Paddy had just reaches the bee hive hanging from the tree. Paddy saw someone reaching into the hive. "Ouch!" They called. Then they turned around. "Paddy!" They called, "will you give me a hand?" Paddy wasn't close enought to see who it was so she went closer. It was Sally the Sprite!
"Oh, it's you" Paddy said looking dissapointed again.
"Sorry to dissapoint you, who were you expecting anyways?" Sally said
"Your so much like your best friend Susan" Paddy said helping Sally.
"I know, my mother thinks she's a bad influence on me" Sally giggled
"I'm suprised your reaching into a bee hive"
"It's Susan that's scared, not me... do we really look alike?"
"Yes!" Paddy said quickly. Sally stopped and looked at her.
"I mean.. Only a tiny bit" Paddy lied
"So, who are you looking for anyway?"
"Pine" Paddy replied
"Pine? But he hates you"
"I got that, thanks"
"I think i've seen him actually!" Sally got off the stool and sat in between the long grass
"I bet you have, everyone s!!! Well, everyone thinks they have"
"No really! He's ahead, I passed him on my way up here!"
"Where?" Paddy suddenly stood up with intrest
"Go past 2 trees then turn a corner then over a hill then there you are!" "Great! Thanks!" Paddy ran up then stopped, she peered round the corner and saw the hill, she ran and ran, and ran! When she was at the top of the hill she looked and stared for about 3 minuits then thought "Was i meant to pass 2 trees or 3? I think i passed to many trees!" So she ran back and Sally had left. So she ran back up and counted the trees she passed, "2?" She thought, she carried on over the hill anyway, until she came to a big maze!
"A maze!", she decided to try it, but only because of what Poppy had told her, If you always turn Left in a maze you'll find your way out.
She tried it. She walked through and turned left, left again, left, left, and once more... left, until she came to a way where you could only go streight forward or right.
"Oh no!" She said, she bit her nail and turned around until she came to the beginning again, she tried to go around the maze but it was impossible, two high walls kept Paddy and the end of the maze appart. So she went tnrough the maze until she got to the part where you can only turn right or go streight ahead. "I must go streight ahead, until i come to a left turning. That'll work!"
So she did, she did find a left turning eventually, but she couldn't turn back because she was lost, so she kept going left at every chance she could.
She'd been in the maze for half an hour until she realised she was going around in circles, "oh! I'm lost, oh dear, i shal find my way out!" She took a right then carried on turning left. Then the worst thing every happened, she came to a... Dead end.... "Oh poop!" She stomped.
It was time to admit that she needed help and she needed to stay strong. You proboably think she's forgot about flying - well in Fairy mazes you can't, because humans can't they stop fairies by putting a sort of sheild at the top. It's see through. Paddy didn't even try to fly, she just went round in circles and hope someone would come looking for her. After half an hour of wandering in circles she sat down and then suddenly started to hear humming. Whoever it was oveosly likes Katy perry - because they were humming Firework. Paddy tried to think who it could be - she knew Poppy wasn't so keen on Katy Perry and prefered Cher loyyd, she knew that Dom liked Cascada. So she thought about Tom and his bedroom, his bedroom had a poster on the wall of a singer and he kissed it, but she could never remember if it was Katy perry or Cheryl Cole. There was only one thing to do - Call out.
"TOM?" She called. "Is that you?" she added. The humming stopped.
"Hello? I'm trapped in the Maze! Please help - whoever you are" Paddy stopped talking and then after 5 minuits the person started singing Firework to itself. Paddy thought. "It can't be - or can it?" She thought to herself. Firework turned into I feel so close. "... It's a forcefild, i wear my heart upon my sleeve - like a big deal..." Sang the creature. Then they stopped after Paddy called out "Goody Gobblin???" She knew that it was him because Goody is the only Gobblin that likes Music. Plus his voice is the quite sqeaky and light for a Gobblin - instead of Deep.
"WHO ARE YOU?" Goody dropped something.
"Help me out the maze and i'll tell u" Paddy said with courage.
"Always turn streight ahead - this is a backwards maze"
"Oh" After a few minuits she came out - standing well away from the green thing!
"I don't bite"
"YES U DO! I mean.. i've herd Gobblins bite" Paddy said trying to be polite.
"Whatevs" Goody looked at the thing he dropped and quickly tried to pick it up, but Paddy was quicker. "Ohh! A poem and flowers. A crush perhaps?" Paddy looked at the top of the letter to see who it was for.
"OH MY GOD!" Paddy was shocked - not just shocked, ULTRA ULTRA shocked. It was for Poppy. Yes that's right - you herd correctly, Poppy. P.O.P.P.Y !
"It's not mine..."Goody said softly
"Exscuse me?"
"It is not MINE" Goody said quickly.
"Who's then?"
"I'm not to tell. I deliver them that's all"
"Hm" Paddy looked at the poem, there was no signature. "Poppy hasn't even been getting these letters"
The Secret admirer
"She should be getting them" Goddy replied
"Well she's not, how many have you sent?"
"About, 14 to 20!!!" Said Goody
"Wow, Where do you leave them?" Poppy asked
"Just Outside your door" Goody replied sourly. Paddy stopped for a minuit, and had a serious look on her face. A Seriously serious look!
"What?" Good gazed into the sky like Paddy. "Is it Aliens?"
"Have you got the right Adress?" Paddy stared at him
"Pff, PFF! You, you... Meanie! I'll have you know, Patricia... I am a smart one..." Goody stopped. Paddy stared at him.
"Tell me the one you have been sending them to" Paddy said as if this was a simple question for Goody.
"Well.. PFF. How should i know? Eh? I just remember wich house...Oh wait i have it now! It's them little flats, you know where Norman is the Doorman?"
"And...?" Paddy slightly leaned forward.
"AND... The adress is number 39!"Goody said happily.
"Right, now can you tell me how to get out of here?" Said Paddy
"Course, if you don't tell Gary that i told you that he's crushing on Poppy"
"Course i won't, wait... Gary? Oh Goody your such a Spill! Not that i mind"
"Oww!" Goody stamped his feet like a 2 year old in a tantrum.
"Just tell me how to get out of here!"
"Out of where?"
"THE MEDOW!!!" Paddy was Angry, her face looked like Pine's face.
"Boy, you sure do look like Pine!" Goody said stepping back.
"Oh yeah! I forgot i was looking for Pine. Have you seen him...?"
"Actually i..."
"You know what don't answer that..."
"Um...!"
"... Because everyone keeps telling me, but then i never find him!"
"I..."
"Either Pine moves fast or everyone is thick.."
"Pad..."
"...I supposed that makes me a bit Dumb because i came out and didn't bring my phone, ACTUALLY, it has no battery on it anyway!!!"
"PATRICIA!" Goody shouted
"What?"
"I need to say something!!!"
"You could have just said so!"
"Tut!"
"Don't you Tut at me!"
"Yes mam!" Goody said sarcasticly
"Ugh, what did you want to say?"
"I know know how to get out of the Medow, and i know where Pine is"
"Coolio! So how and where?"
"Streight down, it's quite simple really because Pine is streight down too! You'll pass him on your way out" Goody streightened the Poem.
"Thanks" Paddy started walking off. "Oh, wait! Where does it lead me to?"
"That's the cool bit. Opasit your flat! I've been usuing this as a shortcut"
"Ace! Thanks again, and make sure you deliver them!"
"I will"
"Yea yea, i've herd that before!"
"No you haven't!!!"
Missing flowers and Poem
After appolagising to Poppy for running off, Paddy went streight down to Tom's flat. She didn't go because she was bored, like she usually does, she's gone to see if he saw anyone taking fowers from their door or to their door.
Rat-a-tat-tat.
"Who is it?" Tom shouted from the inside.
"Paddy"
"Soz, can you repeat that?"
"It's Paddy!!!"
"Oh, come on in i'm just finishing up in the shower" Tom was making a lot of noise in the bathroom. It didn't sound like he was in the shower.
"Are you alright? Have you slipped over?" Paddy came through the door.
"Nah, you just sit down and don't worry about it" Tom insisted
"Ok, if your sure" Paddy admired his paintings, they were oveosly Pine's art work. They were more exciting than she expected. They were all messed up ones, ruined ones! He must have sold them to Tom, since Tom is a silly, but funny one. "Hey! I ruined that one! And that one, and that one! Infact i ruined all of these. Ha ha i remember that one, i coughed from about a mile away and he stormed over and blamed me!" Paddy said chuckling.
"Yeah!!" Tom came out the bathroom, clothed (by that i meant he was not wearing a dressing gown), hair bone dry and he was wearing shoes.
"Where you in the shower?" Paddy asked suspiciousely "and what was that rukus? And why was the water not on when i came in?"
"Um, yes, i dropped the shampoo bottle, and it was on the water is just... Quiet"
"Okay then" Paddy quickly spotted the flowers and poem that she saw with Goody the previous day.
"Hey look at that painting! Did you know they're all listed dates and how you ruined them?" Tom pointed at them. Paddy looked then looked back at the table where the Flowers were, they were gone. Paddy never said anything but she still suspected he was taking them. But why?
"SO! What did you need Padsters?" Tom asked quickly.
"Just, nothing"
"Oh" Tom sounded dissapointed
"And don't call me that"
"Alright Padst... Paddy... Pat, your lordness!" He said getting down on his knees and hailing her.
"Weirdo" Paddy aaid walking out
"You know you act a lot older than 7" Tom pointed out
"That's the thing with Femail Pillywiggins, if i was an elf or a fairy, i'd be 9 years old! Peace!" She said walking off and round the corner.
"Hm, i suppose you learn something new everyday Tom!" He said to himself. Then he ran to the window after closing the door and looked through the telescope pointing to the exit of the Medow.
Roses are red, violets are blue...
The following saturday Paddy gazed out the window using her binoculars waiting for Goody to come with the flowers, he came whenever Poppy was at work or shopping or just out for a fly.
"Come on goody" she said biting into a vegetable pastie.
"Come on goody" Tom said to himself taking a sip out of a McFairies milkshake. "Where are you?" He looked out the telescope
"Where ARE you Goody?! Where?" They both stared. But what was Paddy going to do when he delivered them and Tom rushed to snatch them? Well this is how she came up with her plan...
The friday before that Saturday, Paddy went into Tom's flat when he was out doing his Weekly shopping at Dorrisons. She was planning on unlocking the door by using a paperclip.
Sneak-sneak-creap-sneak. Went Paddy. Jingle-jingle-ringle-jingle. Went the lose change in her pocket.
When she got to number 40, wich was on the next floor up to number 39's floor, she got out her paperclip, un-wound the end and popped it into the door, it wouldn't unlock. It wouldn't unlock because Tom had left his key in the otherside, he must have gone out the window. Luckily Paddy had a plan B. She bought a twig, strong enough to push the key out the keywhole. She shuved a paper under the door and knocked out the key, it fell on the paper so she pulled the paper back out towards her and the key was there.
"Yes! Yes! Yes!" She chanted. She unlocked the door and saw 3 empty McFairie's milkshake cups, 2 Cokes and 1 McFerry. "He sure likes McFairies!" She ran into the bathroom and saw a cubard with 'The place where i keep Poppy's flowers and Poems' Labled on the front. 'P.S KEY HIDDEN UNDER MY PILLOW!' It said underneeth. "Stupid Tom!" She snorted, and she ran to his bedroom. She looked under his Pillow, there was another note. Paddy read it outloud to herself. "Ha ha you fell for it, it's actually under my bed" She read. "Ugh!" She screwed it up and threw it, then she looked under his bed and there was a Key and a Note. "What now Tom? Oh dear, how did you guess it was under my... UGH!" She screwed it up and threw it in the waste paper Bin. She ran in the bathroom and unlocked it. There was about 50 bunch of flowers and 49 poems! Literally! "What HAS he been up to?" Paddy stopped and herd Tom talking to his neighbour outside his door.
"Oh Rubbish!" Paddy whispered. She opened the window and flew out, then she closed it behind her, she flew down to the door and ran for her life before Tom spotted her through his telescope. She ran and ran and ran! Then she flew and flew and flew! Then she panted, and panted and PANTED! She ran up to number 39, she never stopped running until she got to her flat. she flung open her door and slammed it behind her, she ran up to the window and looked through her binoculars, there, comming out the medow was Goody carrying Flowers and a card. "Ow! Not more rushing!" She said as she climbed out the window and stood under the shelter where the telescope could not see her, she called for Goody quietly. Goody ran over to her and gave her the flowers, she flew back up to her window then climbed in with the flowers, she went into a cubard and grabbed a fake card and flowers, she put them there. She ran through her door and shut it as soon as Tom came round the corner, he picked them up and looked in the card, it said
To Poppy,
I have decided i hate you. It's just not working for me.
No love - Gary Gobblin
"Oh, well i best leave this here then!!" Tom said happily. When he went Paddy came out and left the real flowers there and threw away the fake. She placed the flowers in on the 'welcome' mat and then ran in and turned on Channel 3.
After a while Poppy came through the door and was reading the note.
Oh Poppy my love,
Roses are red, violets are blue, and i know that i love you.
Day and night, i fight, to keep my dreams alive,
but all you need to do, to keep my dreams alive,
is live.
My love for you is as big as the lump on my nose,
Goody's love for music,
or even by dead fly salad.
Love from, your dreams. xxxxxxxxxx
Why did you do that?
Poppy stopped looking at the paper and stared at Paddy. "Who is this from?"
"Gary gobblin, but your not to know"
"Ick! I thought so" Poppy threw the paper in the bin and put the flowers in a vase. The flowers were dead, but they looked good in a nice Lime green vase. "What are you watching?" Poppy asked
"Oh nothing, a movie about a ugly human who loved this human girl but she didn't like him and the girls best friend stopped the ugly man from sending poems and flowers" Paddy replied switching over channels.
"Uh huh? Nothing?" She said sarcasticly.
"Ha ha! What?" Paddy stood up and grabbed her coat.
"Nothing, where are you off to?" Poppy said down on the couch.
"Just going to... Sandy's Cottage"
"Tea is at 5! You better not be late. It's Honey Mash potato with Vegeterian sausages, and Peas"
"Eww peas?" Poppy unlocked the door.
"Fine, Corn!!!!!" She said as Paddy walked out.
Paddy was on her way to Tom's flat. She had a few words for him. Why did he hide all them flowers and poems? Maybe he's just as Dark as a Banshee. Or maybe he and Gary have a past... or maybe he likes Poppy?
"TOM BUTCHER!" He slammed her hand on his door.
"What? Paddy is that you???" He opened the door. "Why so angry little Chump?"
"YOUR A CHUMP!" She shook her fist in his face.
"It was a joke! Paddy? What's happened?"
"YOU IS WHAT'S HAPPENED! You took them flowers and poems and..." before she could get another word in Tom pulled her in and shut the door.
"Look, i don't know what you think, but its for her own good. If he gets a boyfriend she will have no time for you or me" Tom said
"Are you sure you just dont fancy her?"
"Yes" Tom said quietly
"Tom?"
"YES! ALRIGHT! I'M SURE!" He said quickly.
"Alright then... well i'm sorry, but just remember, you can tell me anything"
"I know" Tom said chewing his nails. She patted his head like a dog, she couldn't quite reach but she managed.
"Eww! What have you got in your hair? Is it hair gel? If so you have used too much!" Paddy said wiping the greasy stuff off her hand to jeans.
"Chicken fat" Tom said
"AHHH!!!" She screamed
"Not really! I'm a cool bloke! Not a foolish bloke" Tom said crossins his arms.
"I know, is it hair gel?"
"Yuppers... but its that new stuff... i don't like it. it's crunchy and brown"
"Brown? Crunchy? Isn't it meant to be blue and slightly slimey?" Paddy asked
"What is it then?" He walked over to the tub and smellt it
"Where did you get it from?"
"I found it"
"Where?"
"In the park through the bush"
"How do you know its hair gel?"
"Because its..."
"... Poo" Paddy answered for him.
"IT WAS IN A HAIR GEL POT!" Tom shouted at the top of his voice until the lady underneeth started wacking her sealing with the end of a broom stick.
They both laughed until they wet themselves. NOT LITERALY, but you know what I mean.
Tooth fairie's and creature's teeth
Now we go to the Queen's palace. She has 2 in their creature town but has many more around the world, but today we are going to to the Berry castle.
Their rooms, you can amagine are extra extra large! They look more like a cottage than a bedroom! Anyway, i bet you sometimes wonder what happens when the creature's teeth fall out or even the tooth fairie's teeth! Well, i shal tell you. This may be able to give you your answers...
One Moody Monday Strawberry and Blackberry were walking back from their privite eating room. They all eat together.
"That was a yummy lunch!" Said Blackberry rubbing his belly
"Yep!" Strawberry agreed
"How would you know?" Blackberry said
"What? What are you getting on about now?" Strawberry stopped walking
"You only ate two slices of Peparoni pizza and one potato wedge"
"I know, but i have a wobbily tooth and it's doing my heading" Strawberry wobbled it. "Oh yeah, that looks bad. Oh it's bleeding now, here" He gave her a tissue. "Thanks, it's painful" Strawberry held the tissue next to her bleeding tooth.
When they were approaching their rooms they saw Rasberry infront of the royal mirror wobbling her tooth. "What's up buttercup?" Blackberry said as he got his key out. "My tooth, ouch!" She said trying to pull it out.
"Careful" Strawberry said.
"I'm sorry" she said
"Don't be sorry, i just said be careful"
"Strawberry, what happenes when OUR teeth fall out?" She asked. Strawberry and Blackberry traded looks. "Why?" Blackberry asked.
"I never asked you. Did i?" Rasberry turned to him.
"Alright, alright" Blackberry bit into his apple and went into his room. Strawberry and Rasberry sat on a nearby bench in the hall.
"Why DO you wanna know?" Strawberry asked.
"This is not my first tooth. It's my..." Rasberry counted on her fingers. "Fifth. I have kept them in a pot... but i wanna know what happenes if we put them under our pillow"
"Well..." Strawberry began
"Because i know you lot have got rid of them somehow" Rasberry said.
"Look, if you wanna know you have to listen to me" Strawberry chuckled.
"Alright"
"It's ok, now..." Strawberry began again.
"Sorry" Rasberry interrupted
"It's ok!" Strawberry said. "Now..."
"I wont do it again" Rasberry whispered
"SHH! Now... we collect them until they have all come out. Then we go and visit the queen"
"The queen? I have never seen her before! What does she look like?" Rasberry asked. "No one knows, not even her guards" Strawberry said softly.
"Carry on" Rasberry insisted.
"Alright, we ask her what we can have for them... deppends what condition they are in, we get rewards for each one. But of course all tooth fairie's teeth are perly white"
"Of course. How many milk teeth do you have left, Strawberry?" Rasberry asked. "Well, when your about 4 then your first tooth gets wobbily when your a tooth fairy. I have 1 left, wich is killing me!!!" She answered.
"Soon you will be visiting the queen! So what age do you get your first tooth?" Rasberry asked
"Umm... One" Strawberry sounded pretty certain.
"Oh wow! I couldn't remember."
"That's the good thing. You can't remember the pain!" Strawberry giggled, Rasberry giggled. Then from inside the door Blackberry laughed, "HA HA HA!" He was putting it on though. "Shh!" Strawberry giggled again. She went over to Blackberry's door and kicked it. "Ouch!!" Blackberry said from the inside. "Ha ha ha ha ha!" Rasberry fell on the floor and laughed like there was no tomorrow!!!
Meanwhile, Blueberry was walking around the Castle trying to find some guards. You see, Blueberry's last tooth fell out a few weeks ago. Her teeth came out quite early. She is on her way to book an appointment to see the queen!!! You also get to visit her if your Wisdom teeth have to come out aswell, they are worth more! She has 20 teeth in her pot today!!!
"Ohh, I'm off to see the queen! The wonderful Queen of Fairy land. Because, because, because, because, because...! Because of the wonderful things she gives!!! Tra la la la la la!" Blueberry skipped down the endless corridors. "LAA!!" She jumped extra high. 2 guards walked past in silver armour.
"Oh exscuse me!" She jumped infront of them.
"Who is this?" The guard asked.
"This is oveosly Blueberry, the lively one" the other one said
"You got that right Bernard!" Blueberry jumped like a Hear.
"It's Alvin, not Bernard" Alvin said
"Whatevs Bernard, I want to see the queen and give her my teeth!!" Blueberry said. Both the guards looked at each other. "We'll see what we can do" the other guard said. "Well, just go up to her and demand... well, ask for an oppointment!" Blueberry said. Both the guards looked at each other.
"HA HA HA HA HA!" They laughed.
"What? What is it?" Blueberry asked with a sad looking face.
"WE don't see the queen!"
"Then... who makes the oppointments?"
"Some other guards is Gold armour" Alvin said. Then they both walked off.
"Well, TRY!!" She shouted as they dissapeared around the corner.
"Ohh what a stupid service!" She put her hand on her hips and ran to her room, the teeth rattled in the pot as she ran.
When Blueberry told Rasberry...
"WHAT? That's not what Strawberry told me. I'll call her now..." Rasberry got her phone out. "Hello, Strawberry?"
"Hello Rasberry" Strawberry said.
"You know what you told me about the Queen?"
"Yes"
"Well.. umm, oh just seak to Blueberry!!!" Rasberry handed the phone to Blueberry. All Rasberry herd from Strawberry was 'ok'.
After a lot of talking, Blueberry handed the phone back to Rasberry. Strawberry hung up. "What did she say?" Rasberry asked.
"She said to go and see her myself. With courage" Blueberry replied.
"What? I thought you had to make an oppointment?" Rasberry asked again.
"Nope, I just have to walk in! Aslong as a guard don't see me" Blueberry said picking up her pot of teeth. "But... what if....? I can't think of anything. Go then!" Rasberry pushed her.
"Alright! Let me just go get a nice cold drink and a sandwich to take with me" Blueberry walked off. "Bye!" She added.
Now your proboably thinking that it's miles away considering the fact that she's taking a sandwich and drink, well it's not! It's just because it is 12:00, lunch time! Anyway, this is still going to be a tough challenge. She'll have to steak past guards, look out for trapped doors and go through endless corridors, just to find the Queen! I bet it's worth it in the end. The only problame is, is that the queen can be anywhere! You can get any prize you wish of, using your teeth! As long as you have the teeth it's worth for!!! The Queen's makers use the teeth to turn them into stuff. Maybe a new window or a blanket. Witch is why with a human tooth they can make millions to help build the castle!
"I'm on my way to visit the queen!" Blueberry sang. "She is ment to be kind, not mean!" She skipped along the endless, posh, well-painted corridors.
"No wonder they are called 'The endless corridors!' They really are, ENDLESS!" She panted. She spotted very few guards. "They're guards, so why aren't they guarding? Maybe they're all in a meeting. At least I wont have to sneak around!!!" She ate her sandwich up until she came outside.
"What?" She ran back up the corridor but this was the only way to go. So she went outside until she came to another door, with a sign next to it.
Sneak - sneak - sneak!
PLEASE, ONLY -
GUARDS
OBJECT MAKERS
ROYAL PAINTERS
AND PEOPLE WITH PASSES
- PAST THIS POINT, THANKS.
IF YOU DO NOT OBEY THIS SIGN YOU WILL BE PUNISHED.
I, the queen, approve of this message!
"Nahh, I know they are just saying that! They don't punish. I know they don't! Besides, the Queen must be through here. Well, here i go!" She walked through the 'forbidden' door.
The corridors were not so endless here! Sure, they went on for ages... but they were no where near as long as the others! She walked through the passage and hid behind a plant as Painters went by. They did not look so, so... Royal as they described on the sign. She came to another sign, it was writen in Gold!!! Real Gold!
FOR ROYAL TOILETS
->
<-
FOR NON-ROYAL TOILETS
FOR DINNER ROOM 1
->
FOR DINNER ROOM 2
->
FOR DINNER ROOM 3
->
<-FOR STORAGE CUBARD
FOR QUEEN
->
FOR PRINCESS 1'S ROOM
->
FOR PRINCESS 2'S ROOM
->
FOR PRINCESS 3'S ROOM
->
<-
FOR PRINCE'S ROOM
Maybe she would just have a snoop around before going to the Queen, just a small snoop, or a big snoop! "Ohh, I've never met Royalty! I wonder if the Princess's are nice. I wonder if the Prince is cute!" and with that she ran left towards the Princess's rooms. After she turned left, there way 2 other ways to go. Left again and a different right turning....
FOR PRINCEss 1's room
->
<-
FOR PRINCESS 2'S ROOM
<-
FOR PRINCESS 3'S ROOM
<-
For prince's room
for queen
->
for dinner room 1
->
FOR DINNER ROOM 2
->
FOR DINNER ROOM 3
->
FOR ROYAL TOILETS
->
"Wow... I think I''ll go see Princess one" Blueberry sounded quite confident as she went Right. There was no more signs so she kept turning right until she came to a door. It read:
Princess Sabrina
Princess Sabrina
Not that it was easy to tell, but it was hand written!
"Oh my gosh, that is neat!" Blueberry ran her finger over the writing. The door was White with Pink flowers on it, the same pink as her name. "Here i go." She said. ".... Come on Blueberry... Don't be chicken, Knock on the door!" The Devil on her sholder said. "No, Blueberry don't. For your saftey, she could be mean, she could call the guards, you could get beheaded!" The Angel on her sholder said. "Sorry Angel, but I'm knocking!" Blueberry knocked and the Devil dissapeared, followed by the Angel.
Someone opened the door, she was very beautiful! She was dressed in a Pink dress... she had Pink highlights in her Black hair, the same colour as her Name on the door and her dress. Her hair was very very long and very silky. It was tied back in a high ponytail. When it was tied in a high ponytail, it reached inbetween her knees and her ankles. If it was down it would reach the floor. She was a tiny bit taller than Blueberry.
She immediately pulled Blueberry into her room and she locked the door.
"Hello" She said as she turned around
"Are you keeping me as a hostage or something?" Blueberry said
"No! If guards see you, well, let's not get to that yet"
"Would they punish me? Would they behead me?" Blueberry asked taking a step back. "No! Don't be silly. You don't get punished here. You would possibly have to pay a wopping fine though" As Sabrina walked she lifted her dress up, wich touched the floor. "I'm Sabrina"
"I know" Blueberry said
"What?" Sabrina said
"The sign on your door!" Blueberry quickly said. She looked around. It was the same size as 2 Master bedrooms stuck together it is that big!
"Oh, soo, who are you?" She said
"Oh sorry, I'm Blueberry"
"Cool. Nice hair!" Sabrina said pointing to Blueberry's Dark blue hair.
"Thanks. You too! I'm a tooth fairy"
"Awesome! I'm a Princess" Sabrina said offering a Chewing gum to Blueberry
"I gathered that" Blueberry laughed. They both laughed. Then someome knocked the door. "Princess Sabrina, Madam?" A Voice said. Sabrina cleared her voice. "Yes?" She said in a posh voice.
"It's time for your Lunch!" The voice said again.
"Who is it?" Blueberry mimed
"My Royal-personal Chef" Sabrina whispered.
"Did you say something?" The guard said.
"No, umm, I'll be right there. I just have to get into my Royal Robe"
"Alright then Madam" The guard walked away.
"Hee hee!" Blueberry laughed. Sabrina Giggled. "Soo..." Blueberry added
"You really should go. What are you even doing in this part of the palace?" Sabrina asked. "No reason" Blueberry answered as she watched Sabrina tidy her room. "I just..."
"Go, see my sister or something" Sabrina said getting an outfit out.
"Really? Where is she?"
"I believe she's in her room. She doesn't have lunch on Tuesdays" Sabrina said. "Why not?" Blueberry said helping her tidy up.
"Dunno. Some stupid reason, She's just down the hall"
"Alright. Is the coast clear?" Blueberry asked putting her ear against the door.
"Ummmm" Sabrina went to her remote, then she clicked a button. The wall opened and lots of cameras appeared. "Wow" Blueberry said. Sabrina went up to a TV and looked at it. "The coast is clear" She said
"Wow, your super cool!" Blueberry said opening the door.
"Thanks" Sabrina waved. Blueberry waved back and then she went down the corridor.
After a while she came to a Lilac door. It read:
Millie
It has Light purple hearts on wich really went with the Lilac door and the colour of her name. It had a Black border around it.
Princess Millie
There was No answer From Princess Millie. "Maybe she is out" Blueberry thought "Or maybe she is ignooring me!" Blueberry thought twice about that. She knocked again, still no answer. "I should go on to Princess number three...
Blueberry walked Left to find another Toilets. On the door it read 'I.C.E TOILETS'. Incase of emergency toilets! She walked for miles and miles (or a few pases) untill she came to a Black door. It was Very Goth-like. It had 'Millie' Written on it in Funny letters....
princess Millie's Graveyard
KEEP OUT OR DEATH!
"Your magesty" Blueberry bowed down low.
"Stand up you look like you've lost something" Molly said.
"Oh, umm can I come in? Sorry, but its just guards are coming right TOWARDS ME!" Blueberry said.
"Fine" Molly said letting her through. Blueberry did not budge. She just looked at the room. It looked very Black but there was no Grave stones in sight, or Spiders , not even a 'Whooo' sound. "Hurry up" Princess Molly said.
"Uh,uh ok" Blueberry walked through the door.
Her bed had a black plain bed cover and a Teddy bear that had 'DIE' written on the arm, it also had 'MY NAME IS MR. DEAD-BEAR' Stitched onto the belly. It has a button for an eye, and a fake knife hanging out of its head. It was a fake knife, you know, the ones you clip with a magnet, but it looked so real!
Blueberry walked over to the bear and picked it up. "He's nice" She said.
"You like him? Everyone says it looks cruel" Molly said.
"It looks it, but its actually kinda cute!!!" Blueberry said putting him on the bed. Molly went over to it and took the knife out of its head. It looked better that way. "There" Princess molly went to her Spider-shaped chair and put him on it. "Your bedroom is bigger than Princess Sabrina's" Blueberry said standing in the middle of it. "I know, I extended it" Molly said as she went over to this cage. "What is in there?" Blueberry asked.
"Devils" Molly answered.
"What?!" Blueberry's jaw dropped
"Nah, just Guinea pigs dressed up in a Devil costumes. Them too are Devils, and the other one is a Witch!" Blueberry opened the cage. Blueberry peered over it. "Hey! That one has a little broomstick!"
"Yep, and that Devil has a triton!" Molly picked up the Devil and gave it to Blueberry to hold. "Aww! What are there names?" Blueberry asked.
"The one your holding is 'Red', the Witch is 'Winnie' , and the other Devil is..."
"Let me guess, Devil two!" Blueberry said.
"Nope, Ruby. My little Wuby-kins!" Molly said taking Red off Blueberry and handing her Ruby. "Ohh yes, she is a Wuby!" Blueberry said feeding her a Carrot. "Hee hee, oh i have to go to Dinner now. Bye! Can you let your self out?" Molly asked
"Sure" Blueberry said putting the Guinea pigs back. "Thankyou"
"No problame! Pop in any time!" Molly flew over to her door and opened it. "If your looking for my Mum, she is that way!" Molly pointed.
"Wait, how did you know.....?" Molly was gone in a flash. "Best go!" Blueberry walked down the hall towards where Molly pointed. She flew so fast she was cold. She flew high to the cealing, wich was like the Sky! No guards spotted her.
When she was there, she knocked on the door....
The Queen!
The door opened by itself. Blueberry's teeth rattled, and not the ones in the pot. There was a lady sitting at the far side of the room drinking Hot chocolate in a 'BEST MUM' cup. Blueberry walked along a red carpet for a while, she started to lose balance! "One foot infront of the other" she chanted to her self. "Keep going!" She said in her mind. When she was there, The Queen stood up. "Do you have a oppointment?" She said."No, but i could not wait" Blueberry bowed down.
"No worries Darling. I can fit you in" The Queen reached for the pot of teeth. Blueberry gave it to her. "I'll just put this on a scale" The queen stood up and went into a different room. "Right" Blueberry herd her say.
"Widsom teeth?" The queen poked her head around the doorway.
"No, your Magesty" Blueberry said. The Queen walked towards her.
"These teeth are worth, A Unlimated pass for 'Fairy Adventure land', or 1200 pounds or...." The Queen went on for ages. Blueberry wasn't listening anymore, she had her mind set on the 1200 pounds, untill she herd the words 'A pass for this part of the castle'. Then she jumped up and said "THAT THAT!" Then the Queen put her hands on Blueberry's sholders and then clicked her fingers. A guard came with a pass around his arm and gave it to Blueberry. "Madam" He bowed down at her.
"Thankyou" Blueberry said to the guard. "Thankyou" She said to the Queen. The guard showed Blueberry out and the first thing she did was ran to her friends.
"BLACKBERRY, STRAWBERRY, PURPLE BERRY!" She shouted running towards them. "Purple berry?" Blackberry said.
"You know who i mean! I was confused. I got a Pass for the castle! The Queen's part!!!" After a while of fussing, they all went and celebrated at the Party room.
All the Faries lived Happily ever after.....
By Mia
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